I love Keanu Reeves and the recent surge of love and appreciation for him warms my heart but I dread to think what’ll happen the moment you demons have had enough of him and start digging up/making up “problematic” shit he did or said when he was like 20 or something
Yes but it’d be hard to go all the way back to the 14th century just to dig up dirt on one guy
Keanu Reeves sold bad copper and was rude to messengers and sent them back empty-handed through foreign territory and I for one am sick of everybody just giving him a pass for the whole thing when we have over a dozen cuneiform tablets documenting his bad behaviour.
Keanu Reeves committed bakery fraud in Ancient Rome
Keanu Reeves took part in the sack of Constantinople
Keanu Reeves cut ahead of women and other children to get on the last Atlantean lifeboat.
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