armoredavengers:

I love Keanu Reeves and the recent surge of love and appreciation for him warms my heart but I dread to think what’ll happen the moment you demons have had enough of him and start digging up/making up “problematic” shit he did or said when he was like 20 or something

 

smoothbrownrectangles:

Yes but it’d be hard to go all the way back to the 14th century just to dig up dirt on one guy

 

sexshopshenanigans:

Keanu Reeves sold bad copper and was rude to messengers and sent them back empty-handed through foreign territory and I for one am sick of everybody just giving him a pass for the whole thing when we have over a dozen cuneiform tablets documenting his bad behaviour.

 

crumplelush:

Keanu Reeves committed bakery fraud in Ancient Rome

 

scrapironfloaties:

Keanu Reeves took part in the sack of Constantinople

 

humanfist:

Keanu Reeves cut ahead of women and other children to get on the last Atlantean lifeboat. 

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