A cleverly thought recruitment ad by Bergge Tattoos[605×849]
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#advertising #tattoo #neat #(yeah it’s a stunt but it’s a neat stunt) #((I got curious and looked them up)) #((this ad is from 2013 and is by far the biggest part of their Internet footprint)) #((they used to have a website but it’s rotten)) #((on Google Maps they have no reviews but neither are they marked as permanently closed))
scott lang, completely misunderstanding peter parker’s power: hey if u want man we could get tiny and just like hang out, i don’t know if you’ve ever been in a lego castle but it’s pretty sweet
peter parker: u have no idea how much physical pain having to turn this offer down is causing me but,
I was gonna SAY, Tony would fly out there, look at the thing, and go…. No, this isn’t life size. Impressive though. Okay, bugs, put on these helmets, we’re taking this into orbit and doing this at 1:1 scale.
reading this post is like being punched in a million directions at once
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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #nsfw text? #death mention #this probably deserves some other warning tag but I am not sure what
Hebrew: ‘This one verb is used to mean 10 different things, I’m an economical language like that, good luck figuring out what this verb means each time’
Also Hebrew: *Has about 8 different words meaning ‘lion’*
I feel like every single person deserves to read OP’s tags cause fuck they are accurate.
Also like…
Hebrew: every single word is heavily gendered and there are Very Strict Rules for gendering every word and number and shit
Also Hebrew: these words SOUND like they’re female words, you will gender them like female words, and you will be WRONG.
Also also Hebrew: except for knives and the sun. These two can be whatever gender you like. And everyone will argue because they’re sure only their gendering is right.
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#language #nsfw text? #I didn’t actually laugh aloud but it still amused me enough to reblog
Starfleet’s HIDING the TRUTH from us! If you travel too fast you BECOME a NEWT! There’s a universe where we’re all evil and bi and into leather! Starfleet built a SHIP that ran on MUSHROOMS and they’re KEEPING IT SECRET!!!
Everyone: Get a load of this guy! He probably thinks Sisko killed that Romulan too. Truthers
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#Star Trek #conspiracy theories #oh my god #(I had to look up the mushroom thing) #(apparently that’s from Discovery) #(which I have not had a chance to see)
Source: “I’m paid biweekly, just not by leprechauns: Evaluating valid-but-incorrect response rates to attention check items”
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#survey #overly literal interpretations #fun with loopholes #this probably deserves some warning tag but I am not sure what #(I *think* I’m generally pretty good at guessing what attention-check items want to hear even when there is no single right answer) #(but yeah it’s annoying when you look at one and you’re like ”there are definitely circumstances under which this could be true”) #(even more so when you’re *in* those circumstances) #(and god knows I’ve ”failed” some questions in school quizzes from overthinking them)
Brinens and Things 