A cleverly thought recruitment ad by Bergge Tattoos[605×849]
#advertising #tattoo #neat #(yeah it’s a stunt but it’s a neat stunt) #((I got curious and looked them up)) #((this ad is from 2013 and is by far the biggest part of their Internet footprint)) #((they used to have a website but it’s rotten)) #((on Google Maps they have no reviews but neither are they marked as permanently closed))
I was gonna SAY, Tony would fly out there, look at the thing, and go…. No, this isn’t life size. Impressive though. Okay, bugs, put on these helmets, we’re taking this into orbit and doing this at 1:1 scale.
Starfleet’s HIDING the TRUTH from us! If you travel too fast you BECOME a NEWT! There’s a universe where we’re all evil and bi and into leather! Starfleet built a SHIP that ran on MUSHROOMS and they’re KEEPING IT SECRET!!!
Everyone: Get a load of this guy! He probably thinks Sisko killed that Romulan too. Truthers
#Star Trek #conspiracy theories #oh my god #(I had to look up the mushroom thing) #(apparently that’s from Discovery) #(which I have not had a chance to see)
Source: “I’m paid biweekly, just not by leprechauns: Evaluating valid-but-incorrect response rates to attention check items”
#survey #overly literal interpretations #fun with loopholes #this probably deserves some warning tag but I am not sure what #(I *think* I’m generally pretty good at guessing what attention-check items want to hear even when there is no single right answer) #(but yeah it’s annoying when you look at one and you’re like ”there are definitely circumstances under which this could be true”) #(even more so when you’re *in* those circumstances) #(and god knows I’ve ”failed” some questions in school quizzes from overthinking them)