after watching Midnight Cowboy (1969) last night I idly checked to see if there was any fic and honestly this kind of person is the hero the world needs and doesn’t deserve
I am so not ready, but on the other hand it’s nice to see a demonstration that it’s still possible for a Boolean to change hands every once in a while.
It’s been a year and a half since the last sale. If the next is a year and a half from now, I might very well be a contender for it by then.
(@sinesalvatorem, apparently when I was telling you about how borderline mythical Booleans are, I was speaking of the devil.)
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#adventures in dragon capitalism #oh look an original post
#endorsed #(I know I recommended this recently) #(but here is a post that’s *just* the rec and not surrounded by discussion of how We Are All Doomed) #(if you would prefer)
have we ever met someone who is eligible to donate blood
are we sure theyre real
blood donations are fake
I know some rat-adj people who can donate blood, but I don’t want to out them as total squares.
My life is *extremely* boring blood-donation-suitability-wise (no sex ever, no travel outside the US/Canada zone ever, no black-market drugs ever, no prescription meds in the past year). About the only screening questions I *don’t* breeze through are “do you have the iron to spare” (sometimes I actually don’t; good thing they test that one first so if you fail there you haven’t wasted much time), “have you left Canada at all in the past two months” (oh, it was just New York/Massachusetts? that’s fine, go ahead), and “have you received a vaccination in the past three months” (oh, it was just a flu shot last month? that’s fine, go ahead).
#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #(although seriously I know of no reason to buy tissues when you have toilet paper) #(to avoid contamination just keep a separate roll dedicated to use on your face)
In case you wanna know why so many porn blogs follow you.
absolutely the most riveting part of this is that the person writing this response opens with “I post one picture a day of my goats”
So what you’re saying is that Tumblr needs to put nofollow attributes on links in the notes? (Is that a theme thing or a Tumblr thing? IDK.)
I’ll believe that this is part of it, but I don’t think this is the whole story. Vanilla porn bots seem pretty indiscriminate, but kink porn bots didn’t start following me until I started leaving notes on legit blogs about the same kinks. That seems more advertisement-like.
(Either way, I block them. It may or may not limit their spread, but if nothing else my follower count is more accurate.)