[Image is Multiple Manta against a blue and teal pinwheel background. Top text says, “[Say “We” instead of “I”]” Bottom text says, “[Oops.]”]
I do this sometimes because I fail at the spoken word. Nobody ever seems to find it odd, probably because they’ve all noticed my word-wrangling issues by now.
If anyone ever does ask, I can tell them about the word-wrangling or that having imaginary friends gave me the habit of referring to myself in the plural. The best excuses are the true ones (if they won’t cause freakouts, of course; false will do in a pinch). (To this day I have inner dialogues rather than inner monologues.)
I AM THE TMNT! WHOOOO
I’m a purple panda.
I’m the Green Lantern.
I’m… a creative writer.
I’m Curious George.
I am Tinkerbell now ^.^
I AM A DALEK.
EXTERMINATE ALL…CENTIPEDES. /ihatecentipedes
Team Baker Street
ERIN WE ARE WEARING THE SAME SHIRT.
FUCK YEAH :D
WEEPING ANGELS VS. THE SILENCE
What does it mean tho? Am I some sort of Weeping Angel-Silent hybrid?
I AM FUCKING CAPTAIN AMERICA. FUCK YES.
I’VE GOT THE POWER TO KEEP CALM AND CARRY ON, WHILE WEARING A BLOODY CROWN. I PWN ALL.
DEATH NOTEEEEE NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA
Err guys, I win…I AM A DJ-ING MEERKAT.
I’m wearing my GK shirt, so I have the ability of a flying pig. wo0o0o0o
Gotham City Roller Girls.
Either I’m Batman or I have roller derby powers.
Just so long as I’m not a rinkrat, I’m good.
I have the power of a custom V-twin motorcycle engine with a ridiculous amount of torque.
Dude… I have my Alphonse Elric, blood seal, FMA shirt on… does this mean I get awesome alchemy powers? Becuase that would be cool.
I think I’d also have to be a soul attached to a suit of armor but…
Hey wait if that happened what’d happen to Milo and Poysin and Jet and the others… would they all need separate blood seals for their own souls? Can you do that? Can you bind more than one soul to a single object (prisoner… shit I can;t remember their number but they were two brothers, on in the helmet of a suit of armor, one in the torso so I guess we could do that…) I’m thinking too much about this.
All I’ve got is a plain light blue turtleneck.
…wait. Does that make me a hydromancer? Please tell me it makes me a hydromancer.
yeah… I have it on a shirt…
This is currently my favorite shirt ever.
I like The Angels Have the Phone Box myself. I don’t have one yet, but I’ll probably get it for some holiday or other by the end of the year.
#doctor who #reply via reblog #t-shirts
(Backstory: every so often, usually during dinner conversation, Mom talks about her love of Princess Diana and how sad she was when Diana died. This inevitably turns into an argument where Mom tries to explain why Prince Charles having a mistress was unequivocally bad and I try to explain the concept of open relationships.)
Mom: Everyone wants to think they’re special, they’re the one.
Me (frustrated): Not everyone!
Mom (incredulous): You don’t want to be the one.
Me: I want to be the zero. Some people want to be the three.
Dinner was over, so we gave up the current round.
#oh look an original post #argh #asexuality #polyamory #I should remember that phrasing #wanting to be the three
My best (that I feel good about) clothes for tumblr prom :S hi
YOU’RE SO DAMN CUTE OMFG!
Hi! You look very nice. I want to hug you.
HOLY FUCK! You got some fucking amazing hair. You kinda remind me of Snake dude. Except he don’t have glasses, and he’s missing an eye and his skin is darker and dirty and… fuck it. Your HAIR! reminds me of Snake hair. Which is a good thing. I fucking like you hair. How tall are you. Are you like a fucking giant? There’s too many fucking giants in my life I swear I need fucking stilts to talk to people. Well not when I’m wearing Leon’s body I guess. Leon ain’t that short. I’m gonna start carrying a crate around and I will stand on it whenever I got to talk to people and then I will be TALLER! and I will laugh at everyone and their shortness. Except Snake. Dude would like cut my feet off in my sleep or just steal my crate. Then I’d be condemned to being short again. Fuck. I will find a fucking crate I will.
You got awesome hair dust fucker so there.
(well look at that you got three messages… or two messages and a ramble. Sorry about that. I love you dude. GO TUMBLR PROM!)
lol thanks guys :P and i’m between 5’11’ and 6’1” (my hight changes based on my posture or weight haha)
thanks for the compliments :P
ya know if ya wanna see more, poysin, i have a link to all my pics on my page XD
*hugs for milo!* no need to ask for you!
*hugs for all?*
aghdsgjsbdfkmk thank you :3
Fucking giant. I hate being short. You’re not as tall as Snake but you are still way too fucking tall. I could fucking climb you like a tree (was that dirty, I feel like that was dirty but I’m not good at picking up on this shit – Leon It was’t supposed to be! – Poysin) Giant. You’re a giant. This is why I need a crate, to be taller than guys like you and laugh from my lofty position while you are finally short. Fucker. But you have cool as fuck hair. It’s amazing. I wanna play with you hair all the time. Come here right now!
*hugs*I love hugs. Even hugs over the internet.
*EPIC HUGS OF EPIC FOREVER!* You’re cute dude why are you so cute!?
I will squeeze the life outa you dust fucker. I will squeeze you into shortness with my hug.
(just as a note, this is totally Poysin being affectionate/kind/nice I swear. – Leon)
god, i love you lot :) and it could be ‘dirty’ if ya want, poysin ;P
COME OVER HERE THEN!!!!! :( its warmer here too and more fun..
oh and poysin, challenge accepted :P
how am i cute tho?? D:
Ha! I like you dude. I take that back. It was intentional. It wasn’t really but you pretend, k dust fucker. And I will so win this challenge. I may me a small little fucker and I may be in a body with boobs and no actual strength (fuck you – Leon) and only a little extra height but I will squeeze you into shortness. I know how to do that kinda shit. You don’t mess with me dust fucker ‘cause I will win.
I like you dude. You’re fucking awesome. And you have a great smile. We should get a bike (translation – motorcycle… which by the way you need a license for that shit asshole and I don’t have one of those – Leon) and like fucking rip through the dessert. I bet your hair would just woosh. There are deserts here. Not where Leon is but here like, somewhere on earth. I wanna fucking see them. Leon showed me pictures. Shit GROWS! out there. Fucking weird as hell. Growing shit in all that sand and dirt. Nothing grows in our deserts dude. Nothing.
I should come to you. Shit’s cold over here. I hate the fucking cold.
YOU’RE EXISTENCE IS THE EPITOME OF ADORABLE! Just fucking everything about you. The fact that you’re attending a prom style event in a hoodie (it looks like a hoodie) adds to this fact (that’s so what I would do). Plus you make Milo smile all the time. AND YOU HAVE FACIAL HAIR! (so jealous, so very, very jealous).
I might wear a tie to a prom style event. Ties are nice. I can’t tie one though. Hm. I second Leon’s sentiment though. You’re also very huggable, which is also cute.
There’s a homeschool prom here next spring. Underwater themed. I wanted to go in a stingray costume, but then I found out it’s being run by a bunch of fundies with hyper-strict dress codes. It’s possible I could cobble together a manta that fits the code (“you didn’t say I couldn’t have a tail”), but they also have mandatory dancing (and I don’t think birdie hop* counts). Shame. I was just warming up to the idea of a prom, and they go and ruin it.
*You jump up and down flapping your arms. Great fun, if you don’t mind everyone else looking at you like you’ve grown a third leg.
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AQUARIUMSSSSS. I want to see ALL the fish everywhere.
AQUARIUMS ARE AWESOME
i like octopuses and penguins :D
I used to live in NJ. Veterans’ Day together with Memorial and Labor made the triad of holidays I rarely noticed except in a “Oh yeah, that was yesterday” way. (Then I found out public schoolers got the day off and started paying more attention so I could bug Mom about it.)
Here everyone (including people on national TV, so it’s not just local) wears poppy pins for weeks beforehand. (Should be starting around now, actually.)
If you’re ever in the Boston area, you might want to check out the New England Aquarium. The penguin exhibit is right there when you walk in the door. The stingrays are quite nice as well, though they’re in a huge central tank with a lot of other fish, so it’s sometimes hard to find them.
(Warning: don’t go on a weekend and don’t eat any food they put together themselves. We waited in line for forty minutes to get in and tried to have lunch there only to find out the food sucked (save for chocolate milk and oranges).)
I wanted to get a stingray shirt from the gift shop, but the only one in my size said “Hello, my name is Ray” on it as if it were a nametag sticker. I don’t care how feminine I read, that’s asking for trouble. I got a nice non-cartoonish jellyfish shirt instead. Even got my parents to pay for it, on condition it would be given to me for my birthday.
Transcript coming soon.
In which PM doesn’t have a hat, sings badly, and challenges Leon to an underwear dance.
Just wanted to say that you have inspired me. I will get the copy of Portal I obtained from Free Portal Week playable if I have to hook up a second monitor and turn it on its side.
(Now to go ask resident computer expert Dad if this is feasible with stuff currently lying around the house.)
P.S. If it were me, I’d have taken a piece of paper from a grocery flyer, taped it into a cylinder or maybe cone, and worn that. Just saying.
Edit: I figured it out. My screen is so ridiculously wide it mistook the width for the height and vice versa. I corrected it, and the problem’s fixed. No second monitor required! Let’s see if I run into any more problems…
#reply via reblog #portal #multiplevoices