pegasusdrawnchariots:

probablybadrpgideas:

The Monster Manual but it’s blatantly written by the monsters

mimc Mouth perfec t size for put baby in to n\ap! inside very Soft and Comfort baby sleep soundly put baby in Mimic Mouth. Put Baby In Mimic Mouth. no problems ever in mimmic mouth because good Shape and Support for baby neck weak of big baby head. Amimic Mouth yes a place for a baby put baby in mimic mouth can trust mimic for giveing good love to baby. friend mimic


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#D&D #story ideas I will never write #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #this probably deserves some warning tag but I am not sure what #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

hundredsofsmallbirds:

attention joann’s shoppers. there is a freak in the yarn aisle buildinf a nest


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#torn between #adorable #and #oh god this is going to be such a pain to clean #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

charlesoberonn:

Zuko: And finally, allow me to introduce the Avatar, Aang.

Aang: Ambassador Aang.

Zuko: Ambassador of what? You’re the only member of your nation.

Aang: And whose great-grandpa’s fault is that?

Zuko: Touche, ambassador.

Aang: I changed my mind now I’m King Aang.

Zuko: What.

Aang: King of the Air Nomad.

Zuko: That doesn’t even make any- whatever. Let’s just proceed with the meeting.


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#Avatar: The Last Airbender #fanfic #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #this probably deserves some warning tag but I am not sure what #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

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rustingbridges:

redheadforgets:

lnthefade:

This is a thing that is now being offered at Disney World.

It’s macaroni and cheese, topped with bacon, served in a cone made out of bread.

I have yet to figure out if I’m disgusted by this or if I’m booking a flight to Florida to get one.

What.

kind of a bread bowl, but in a cone shape such that it is convenient for fisting? I’m into it

they stopped carrying it in 2014 :(


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#which is a shame because I was there in 2015 and I would totally have gotten one #Disney #food #reply via reblog

slavicafire:

what is your food disgust level? as a bonus, tag the field with your highest disgust score

food-disgust-poll

shieldfoss:

I never (or rarely) accept food from strangers.

… how would I know, who out here handing out food?

moral-autism:

i have never seen an entire pig on a spit and do not know where other people are observing this


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#64% #I was expecting it to be higher #but then some of the questions were like ”do you eat exclusively underripe bananas” #(on the other hand‚ some other questions were like ”do you refrain from doing things that will literally give you mycotoxin poisoning”) #category breakdown: #very-high-but-not-quite-maximally-high human contaminants #(I think it was dragged down by my being less than maximally squicked by hair in my food) #(like‚ if it’s my *own* hair that’s fine) #high mold and hygiene #medium-high insect contamination (I’m fine with cricket flour) #((or‚ I mean‚ I’m not grossed out by cricket flour: I did not like the flavour‚ too earthy)) #moderate animal flesh #medium-low fruit/vegetables/fish #(I don’t want to *touch* raw fish but I actively like the smell) #tag rambles #food #surveys #poison cw #unsanitary cw

silverbridge-harbor:

if it hadnt been for rotten eye joe
idve been buried a long time ago
why did you raise me, where must i go?
why did you raise me, rotten eye joe?

jaunty tune plays on pipe organ


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#music #death tw #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

zmavli:

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me mi calonu lo zmaraigau cu galfi roda poi nenri lo gusni konju canlu ku’o lo papryla’a


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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #(the way jboski renders ”papryla’a” as ”page-ish-fasten thing(s)??”) #(me: *poring over the ancient runes*) #(ancient runes: 📎) #language #apocalypse cw #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

the-real-skeletor:

The super bowl or whatever I’m not american

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armchair-factotum:

Oh NOBODY’S going to be horny after this

aquietquixotic:

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Amazing tags

sometimes-i-just-climb-things:

my ankle is so fuckin horny tho

hybbat:

A victorian

eldritchdraaks:

Every reply this is is another punch in the gut


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#oh my god #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #food #(…I feel like there must be some sort of The Luxurious and the Obscene joke one could make here) #overly literal interpretations #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once