dnis are evitonmental storytelling because you can instantly imagine the incomprehensible hellscape someone is trapped in if they have a dni that’s like dni if you:
think irish people can’t be pan
are an apologist for season 2 scrunklepus or the knights of glop
hunt and kill people for sport
play frunko’s quest
think movies always have to be slimy
think it’s okay for welsh people to cosplay flugson
don’t tag bibbles or togs
think that dutch and samoan are the same nationality
use the z-slur
participated in the srebenica massacre
are mutuals with steve
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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #the humour of my people #discourse cw? #racism cw? #murder cw?
{{OP by sigmaleph; note OP’s commentary tag “#look i don’t have anything clever to say but i couldn’t *not* post this one”}}
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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #(I think it helped that I first saw it in the background of a reblog interface) #(which cuts it off at exactly the right point (”tran-”)) #(and so it was only after a couple of minutes that I went and saw the punchline) #((which probably I *should* have seen coming but I did not)) #our roads may be golden or broken or lost #the humour of my people #gender #sexuality and lack thereof #puns
This is your daily reminder that you are valid, except in the province of Québec.
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#Quebeckers never get to have any fun #our home and cherished land #our roads may be golden or broken or lost #the humour of my people #(in multiple senses of the term)
@e-seal lets start that future discourse! flying cars are unethical as well as hoverboards! fuck the synthetic food pill industry! holocloning feeds on young people’s insecurities about their appearances!
wow big surprise you’re focusing on those lofty problems when the failed musk clones left after the explosions are literally biting peoples kneecaps off in downtown new new new jersey as we speak and the cops wont do anything about it since they’re technically jurisdiction of the bezos kingdom
suuure call big picture problems of hypersolarindustrialism and revelocapitalist imperialism “lofty problems”. what do u think fuels the musk clones? the system. what do u think keeps the electroborders of the bezos kingdom blazing? the system. take a step back will u? fuckin futuretankie…
#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #discourse cw? #unreality cw? #the humour of my people #our roads may be golden or broken or lost
Brinens and Things 