the humour of my people

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koito-yuu:

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fipindustries:

ok, translated and polished into a less deranged form:

content warning: sexual assault.
i am wondering wether rol playing a sexual assault is permissible if i am a female non-binary person? my boyfriend is biologically male, so it has to be up to me to pretend to be the sexual assaulter, because he is male and i am female so if we were to rol play a sexual assault with him as the assaulter it would be actual rape. oh, by the way, i use masculine pronouns to refer to him because we rolplay a relationship between a girlfriend and a boyfriend.
my thoughts on the matter are that this is all fine because i am neurodivergent.

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ilzo-misc:

translated without polishing into a less deranged form:

content warning: sexual assault
okay, timeline, so be for real. is sexual assault roleplay okay if i’m an XX-chromosome nonbinary? my boyfriend or significant other or whatever is an nonbinary white trans woman so i know it is up to me to do it if we do do my noncon roleplay because he is XY-chromosome so if we do an XY on XX noncon roleplay it maybe noncon-noncon i.e. for real sexual assault. oh yeah to me he is my ‘he’ because we do boyfriend on girlfriend rp, my 2 cents is it is okay because too-long-didn’t-read i’m neurodivergent, XD

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#incredible #language #the humour of my people #(I managed to understand everything but ”yt tw” without checking the answer sheets) #(but I had to start over a couple times because later letter-pairs recontextualised earlier ones) #rape tw #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

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beaft:

(at last night’s queer cabaret)

person announcing the show: “now i don’t want to see any heckling tonight, no racism, no sexism… none of the isms”

person in crowd: “what about autism?”

announcer: “yeah autism is fine”

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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #the humour of my people #autism #this probably deserves some warning tag but I am not sure what #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

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txttletale:

dnis are evitonmental storytelling because you can instantly imagine the incomprehensible hellscape someone is trapped in if they have a dni that’s like dni if you:

  • think irish people can’t be pan
  • are an apologist for season 2 scrunklepus or the knights of glop
  • hunt and kill people for sport
  • play frunko’s quest
  • think movies always have to be slimy
  • think it’s okay for welsh people to cosplay flugson
  • don’t tag bibbles or togs
  • think that dutch and samoan are the same nationality
  • use the z-slur
  • participated in the srebenica massacre
  • are mutuals with steve

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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #the humour of my people #discourse cw? #racism cw? #murder cw?

Anonymous asked: Hypnosis fetishists say Trance Rights

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{{OP by sigmaleph; note OP’s commentary tag “#look i don’t have anything clever to say but i couldn’t *not* post this one”}}

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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #(I think it helped that I first saw it in the background of a reblog interface) #(which cuts it off at exactly the right point (”tran-”)) #(and so it was only after a couple of minutes that I went and saw the punchline) #((which probably I *should* have seen coming but I did not)) #our roads may be golden or broken or lost #the humour of my people #gender #sexuality and lack thereof #puns

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prokopetz:

This is your daily reminder that you are valid, except in the province of Québec.

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#Quebeckers never get to have any fun #our home and cherished land #our roads may be golden or broken or lost #the humour of my people #(in multiple senses of the term)

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sashs:

@e-seal lets start that future discourse!  flying cars are unethical as well as hoverboards! fuck the synthetic food pill industry!  holocloning feeds on young people’s insecurities about their appearances! 

 

e-seal:

wow big surprise you’re focusing on those lofty problems when the failed musk clones left after the explosions are literally biting peoples kneecaps off in downtown new new new jersey as we speak and the cops wont do anything about it since they’re technically jurisdiction of the bezos kingdom

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sashs:

suuure call big picture problems of hypersolarindustrialism and revelocapitalist imperialism “lofty problems”. what do u think fuels the musk clones? the system. what do u think keeps the electroborders of the bezos kingdom blazing? the system. take a step back will u? fuckin futuretankie…

 

e-seal:

can someone translate this into galactic basic please

 

sashs:

god youre dense as Lykmi²…

 

e-seal:

sorryim not familiar with that compound and icant find it on SPACE Google, what is Lykmi² ?

 

sashs:

LYKMI² CYBERBALLS YEAH BABEY!!!!1!!

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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #discourse cw? #unreality cw? #the humour of my people #our roads may be golden or broken or lost