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hxgrl:

hxgrl:

Hi this thread is making me insane.

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(my tags on my previous reblog of this:)

#(some other quotes from that Twitter thread to contextualise it:) #(“If it’s not real I’m not even mad‚ #killing a melon with a sword and writing a code to tell a fun story is an incredible way to spend lockdown”) #(“For context btw I have already sent this guy my nudes like‚ months ago. I’ve said we can meet up. #None of this is a ploy to get in my pants and holy shit if it was it’d be the wildest possible way of doing so”) #(“People are rediscovering this and keep retweeting it so I feel like doing another update‚ #the guy who was receiving/executing the melons is now my boyfriend. #We’ve been together about 6 months now and our conversations are still this weird about 50% of the time.”) #(though really you should read the whole thread) #(including watching the videos with sound on) #(half the thread is age-restricted for some reason‚ but if you have objections to Twitter) #((and who doesn’t)) #(you can–I just accidentally discovered–get around that by reading it through Nitter) #(that’s https://nitter.hu/TrinCyboid/status/1356496649460322304 or the Nitter instance of your choice) #(also these people are apparently doing a podcast where they watch seasons of 24 in real time and I may have to check it out)

Update: I have now listened to the first season of “24 Bauer Party People”, and it is *very* funny.


Tags:

#oh look an update #podcasts #recs #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #(sort of) #food? #this probably deserves some other warning tag but I am not sure what

sarahseeandersen:

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greatdistractions:

[ID a comic by Sarah Andersen called Cryptid Club has a fluffy, horned cryptid in a Santa hat talking to a mostly featureless cryptid. The fluffy one says, “I do enjoy the holidays. But not as much as Mothman.”

The minimally featured cryptid says, “…No, not as much as Mothman.” A Christmas tree is shown behind them and they look around to its other side.

Mothman, sitting on the floor, their eyes huge, their dialogue tinged in runes, screams, “LIGHT!”]


Tags:

#art #comics #Christmas #I didn’t actually laugh aloud but it still amused me enough to reblog #adorable #may or may not have reblogged this before #(I did try to check‚ but it’s hard to search for a comic)

intomeans:

genuine-hyperbole:

People out here loving all the wrong CS Lewis quotes. Wake up

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Someone please make a cross stitch art using “in the name of the Father and of the Son and if the Holy Ghost, here goes-” and a t-shirt design “Glory be to God I’m tired”. I am begging you

T-shirt? Even better, make it a quilt saying, “Glory be to God, I’m tired.”


Tags:

#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #Space Trilogy #(FTR I did not enjoy the Space Trilogy‚ and gave up after the second book‚ but I will acknowledge that it has good parts) #Christianity #violence cw

rustingbridges:

andmaybegayer:

reminder that if, like me, you used to use LastPass and moved to a new password manager, go delete your LastPass account.

yeah I regret not having got around to this before


Tags:

#wait shit did I ever do this #okay I went and dug around in my email archives and found a LastPass account-deletion acknowledgement from 2020 #*fistbumps past self* #PSA #LastPass #101 Uses for Infrastructureless Computers #this probably deserves some warning tag but I am not sure what

escuerzoresucitado:

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Tags:

#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #Twitter #discourse cw? #this probably deserves some other warning tag but I am not sure what #(is this funnier if Stalin *is* a Pisces or if he *isn’t*?) #((*pokes at some calendars* it looks like he’s a Sagittarius)) #computer generated text

i-sinfulsound:

thegreekgamer:

pippenpaddlopsicopolisthethird:

Tracking Service, as helpfully as possible: Your order is out for delivery! It should arrive by 8 PM today!

Me, sitting by the door at 8:12 AM: pakige

Me opening my apartment door anytime I hear the outside door open despite it being 10AM: Böx?

envelööp?


Tags:

#I found out today that I’ve never actually reblogged the pakige post #thank you OP for keeping the post around and making it easier to track down a copy #also if you are reading this I think you should know that I once called this post ”a fucking gift to society” and I stand by that #language #that one post with the thing #Tumblr: a User’s Guide

txttletale:

dnis are evitonmental storytelling because you can instantly imagine the incomprehensible hellscape someone is trapped in if they have a dni that’s like dni if you:

  • think irish people can’t be pan
  • are an apologist for season 2 scrunklepus or the knights of glop
  • hunt and kill people for sport
  • play frunko’s quest
  • think movies always have to be slimy
  • think it’s okay for welsh people to cosplay flugson
  • don’t tag bibbles or togs
  • think that dutch and samoan are the same nationality
  • use the z-slur
  • participated in the srebenica massacre
  • are mutuals with steve

Tags:

#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #the humour of my people #discourse cw? #racism cw? #murder cw?

parotcardsroxy:

theyre going to put a fucking band on me

parotcardsroxy:

the ladies love my colourful and bright leg band

parotcardsroxy:

i have fathered a disproportionate amount of the local egg population as a result of my colourful and bright leg band

notajerusalemcricket:

girl help your colorful and bright leg band is disrupting the ornithologists’ data

parotcardsroxy:

someone’s mad he doesn’t have a colourful and bright leg band

notajerusalemcricket:

youre fucking up my statistics

professionalchaoticdumbass:

know what else is being fucked?

notajerusalemcricket:

shut

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parotcardsroxy:

AAGH AAGH AAGH


Tags:

#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #birds #the power of science #nsfw text?