themumblybee:

themumblybee:

Idea!!!! Tornadoportation: the tornado-based transportation of the future!!!!

Important Idea Catchphrase Update!!!! 

Tornadoportation: give it a whirl!

You’ll be building the transport hub in Kansas, I presume? They could probably use something like that, give people more reason to go there. Flyover country no more.


Tags:

#puns #Wizard of Oz #fly-through country

Which English do you speak?

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profuseponderings:

Take this test, guys! It determines what dialect you speak (if your native language is English) and which country you are from (if English isn’t your first language!). 

It is an algorithm which maps out the differences in English grammar around the world. 

 

theheroheart:

Our top three guesses for your English dialect:
1. American (Standard)
2. Canadian
3. Singaporean

Our top three guesses for your native (first) language:
1. English
2. Russian
3. Dutch

Interestingly, I’m Norwegian, I always use British spellings and words, but standard American is probably what’s affected me most.

 

willowrosenberq:

Our top three guesses for your English dialect:
1. South African
2. Australian
3. English (UK)

Our top three guesses for your native (first) language:
1. English
2. Finnish
3. Russian

…HUH. Wasn’t expecting that at all.

 

laangol:

Cool!!!

Our top three guesses for your English dialect:
1. English (UK)
2. Singaporean
3. Australian

Our top three guesses for your native (first) language:
1. Italian
2. Finnish
3. Spanish

 

littleleofitz:

Haahaa this is awesome.

top guesses for your English dialect:

  1. Scottish (UK)
  2. Irish (Southern)
  3. Australian

Top guesses for your native (first language) a complete fail lol

  1. Portuguese
  2. English
  3. Finnish

 

ftchocoholic:

Well, it was accurate for me xD. Although Finnish does seem like a rather random second guess for a native first language…

Our top three guesses for your English dialect:

1. English (UK)
2. Scottish (UK)
3. Irish (Southern) 

Our top three guesses for your native (first) language:

1. English
2. Finnish
3. Russian 

 

 

karalianne:

Our top three guesses for your English dialect:

  1. Canadian
  2. American (Standard)
  3. Australian

Our top three guesses for your native (first) language:

  1. English
  2. Dutch
  3. German

I’m Canadian, so that’s pretty good. I find the Australian bit funny. Not sure why Dutch and German? Maybe because where we lived for grades 6-12 has way more Dutch people than anywhere else I’ve lived and my French teachers in high school were Dutch and German…? No idea. My family is UK for the most part. Mom’s parents came to Canada, Dad’s family was here for generations but came from the UK originally.

 

youneedacat:

Our top three guesses for your English dialect:

1. New Zealand
2. Scottish (UK)
3. South African

 
Our top three guesses for your native (first) language: 

1. Russian
2. English
3. Spanish

Um… I’m from California, the only language my family spoke besides English was Swedish, and the dialects of English my family spoke were generally Southern (Okie/Arkie).  So no idea how that works.

 

slepaulica:

I think it works based partially on how many people with your dialect have contributed. If there haven’t been too many with your dialect it won’t know it and won’t guess it right. Also, I think it might be on a country-level, not a within-country level, because it doesn’t seem to be making guesses like “california english” but just “united states english” or “scottish english”.

It’s possible that some of the ways you talk in your dialect of English was influenced by immigrants from one place or another, or that the rules for speaking your dialect are similar to the rules for speaking some other type english.

also for the “ntaive language” part it seems to be making guesses based on major world languages that lots of people speak. Like guessing Finnish instead of Udmurt or guessing Russian instead of Sorbian. :)

Our top three guesses for your English dialect:
1. Scottish (UK)
2. Australian
3. Canadian

Our top three guesses for your native (first) language:
1. Russian
2. English
3. Spanish

Our top three guesses for your English dialect:
1. American (Standard)
2. Australian
3. Singaporean

Our top three guesses for your native (first) language:
1. English
2. German
3. Dutch

I wonder how you tell whether someone is speaking Singaporean English.

I forgot to mention this in their own comment box, but it would be nice if they told you how good a match it is. Like, German’s the second guess for my native tongue, but how distant a second?


Tags:

#language #meme

bibliofilariidae:

iraffiruse:

Some people might feel sorry for themselves in this situation

Puppy don’t care

Puppy’s got stuff to do

Puppy’s got places to be

Puppy’s got people to bark at and things to sniff.

nooooooooooooo he’s so cute


Tags:

#my friend’s puppy broke his leg recently #(I think it was even the same leg) #I went over to visit them a couple days ago #he had a brightly coloured cast and a slight limp (less than this) #and those were the only signs anything had happened #he came rushing down the stairs to greet the visitors just like normal #dog #adorable

jtotheizzoe:

When Einstein was traveling to lecture in Spain,
He questioned a conductor again and again:
“It may be a while,”
He asked with a smile,
“But when does Madrid reach this train?”

(via Futility Closet)


Tags:

#poetry #the power of science #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog

(tagged by cakehorse)

YOU CAN TELL A LOT ABOUT SOMEONE BY THE TYPE OF MUSIC THEY LISTEN TO. HIT SHUFFLE ON YOUR IPOD, PHONE, ITUNES, MEDIA PLAYER ETC AND WRITE DOWN THE FIRST 20 SONGS. THEN PASS THIS ON TO 10 PEOPLE. ONE RULE: NO SKIPPING.

(I’ll copy the format she used.)

1. “Real Tears” || Stevie Nicks || Two Kinds of Love

2. “Some Become Strangers” || Stevie Nicks || Rock a Little

3. “Circle of Life” || Elton John || Elton John’s Greatest Hits

4. “Let the Wind Erase Me” || Assemblage 23 || Storm

5. “What the Water Gave Me” || Florence and the Machine || Ceremonials

6. “Half a Mile Away” || Billy Joel || 52nd Street

7. “I’m Not Calling You a Liar” || Florence and the Machine || Lungs

8. “Clockwork” || Turn Left || Void Stuff

9. “Mordred’s Lullaby” || Heather Dale || Avalon

10. “Storm Front” || Billy Joel || Storm Front

11. “I Missed Again” || Phil Collins || Face Value

12. “No Way Out” || Phil Collins || Brother Bear

13. “Cry Wolf” || Stevie Nicks || The Other Side of the Mirror

14. “Stop Draggin’ My Heart Around” || Stevie Nicks || Bella Donna

15. “Dust” || Cara Salimando || Dust

16. “Human” || Assemblage 23 || Storm

17. “That’s What You Said” || Phil Collins || Dance into the Light

18. “Journey’s End” || Chameleon Circuit || Chameleon Circuit

19. “You’ll Be in My Heart” || Phil Collins || Tarzan

20. “Another Record” || Genesis || Abacab

I suppose I’ll go with the same people as last time: eponymous-rose, cosmic-llin, shayvaalski. And there’s always sort-of-tagging.


Tags:

#oh look an original post #eponymous rose #cosmic llin #shayvaalski #there’s a distinct lack of Fleetwood Mac #but other than that it looks decently representative #meme #music

threepwillow:

I have this Really Important headcanon that after the war, Harry takes Grimmauld Place and converts it into a children’s home for Hogwarts students who can’t or shouldn’t or don’t want to go back home for the summer holidays because of Serious Reasons because like. if he hadn’t had to go back to the dursleys every summer. if tom riddle had been able to stay at hogwarts all year instead of returning to his horrible life. if beaten down, neglected, destitute, depressed, miserable kids who see hogwarts as A Way Out could just be removed from those toxic melancholy destructive environments even more permanently

He calls it the R.J. Lupin House and takes volunteers from both the existing Hogwarts staff and the general Hogwarts-oriented wizarding community for caregivers etc. during the summer months. sometimes there’s summer programming for education or just for funsies and sometimes there isn’t and it’s just a place for kids to live and be themselves as they deserve to be. and Harry holds lil Quidditch matches for the athletic kids and Neville is among the first to volunteer and that’s how he gets his start on the track to becoming a full-blown professor

do you ever cry


Tags:

#Harry Potter #headcanons

stuckinabucket:

roachpatrol:

algopop:

NetFlix Summary Bug

A user of a netflix app has been documenting a bug that seems to fail to refresh the top half of the screen, accidentally mashing up film descriptions. The glitches have been widely covered by the press already but I’ve included them here as they remind me of some of the tactics employed by bot makers such as twoHeadlines by Darius Kazemi, or AndNowImagine by Ivy Baumgarten.

I WOULD WATCH ALL OF THESE

I need some of these like burning.


Tags:

#juxtaposition