if you thought Syfy couldn’t outdo Sharknado, think again
Syfy’s newest film Ghost Shark is about a shark spirit that can appear where ever there is water
u think youre safe on a slip n slide?????
u think youre safe at a car wash???
HOW ABOUT RAIN?????
U THINK YOUR SAFE IN YOUR OWN BODY????
YOU 80% WATER„ BITCH!!!! HELL FUCKIN NO!!!
GHOST SHARK STOPS FOR NO ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#shark #gore #I actually preferred Sharknado #with Sharknado I watched almost the whole thing #Ghost Shark I got bored after 20 – 30 minutes and went to bed half an hour before the end #I did see the slip-and-slide and car wash bits though #(I’m not sure if Sharknado was actually more entertaining) #(or if I just wasn’t in the right mood when Ghost Shark was on)
Oh my god I have instantly accepted Rowan’s explanation for the New Trek films: they exist in the original Trek universe as TV movies! They take huge liberties with the science, characterisation and basic facts (look out the window: is Vulcan still there? Yes!) but sadly for Kirk this shitty Lifetime cable channel is obsessed with him and won’t stop churning them out.
At the end of the third movie, the perspective will change to Will and Deanna watching it on a padd. Troi will be online, giving it a terrible review.
#pumpkin muffins! #Tim Hortons only sells them during the month of October #and last year I was horribly sick most of October and only got to eat one muffin the whole month #plus Halloween is like the one mainstream holiday that I am 100% comfortable with #October: the most wonderful time of the year #(unless you’re horribly sick) #P.S. fun fact: in Australian ‘pumpkin’ means ‘squash’ #the things you learn reading Australian cooking blogs #’butternut pumpkin? wait what?’ #the more you know #tag rambles
In 2010, Fortune Cookie Chronicles author Merlin Lowe donated a 60-year can of “tea cakes,” along with a baker’s hat, to the National Museum of American History. For three years at the museum, the can remained unopened and the question lingered: what is inside a can of Hong Kong Tea Cakes from the 1930s?! This was the mystery finally solved in the conservation lab…. MORE
I am a sucker for any story about actual food in collections. Auto REBLOG!!
#60-year-old fortune cookies #that look totally normal #I can feel ‘this is disturbing’ and ‘this is cool!’ fighting for dominance in my brain #(the following category tag was added retroactively:) #in which Brin has a food poisoning phobia