albatris:

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do I keep this stupid joke in y/n


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#A Rental Car Takes a Left Down Rake Street and Disappears #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #overly literal interpretations #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

argumate:

radio is kind of wild really, the first thing we did after discovering an ethereal field that permeates the universe is infuse it with music.


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#I know right #I reblogged a poem about that a few years back #proud citizen of The Future #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once


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18languages:

uchidachi:

Look, I know we’re all tickled that the Gävle Goat has been pecked apart by birds, but as far as omens go, it’s a bit like flipping a coin and having it land on the edge

the omen is that there is strength in numbers and that even incremental change destroys the goat


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#Gävlebocken #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

tubborucho:

everytimeiseeadragonirealize:

beggars-opera:

beggars-opera:

Hi this is absolutely killing me, could someone please point me in the direction of that video of the guy in like a train station who’s pretending to be a street preacher but he’s reading the Very Hungry Caterpillar like it’s the book of Genesis

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God bless you

thank you

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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #Christianity #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

robustcornhusk:

paradigm-adrift:

Turns out they sell special reusable earplugs for musicians that decrease volume without muffling sound as much as regular earplugs. They’re real handy to have as a purse item. Mine saved me from having a meltdown at a restaurant composed of 0% sound-absorbing materials like a month ago.

the off-the-shelf etymotic earplugs are good at evenly reducing sound, but in my experience & in some friend’s experience kinda uncomfortable for sustained use; i used to try to wear them for loud music events but would always take them out after a while.

loop earplugs look nice (!?) and also are comfortable! you have to rotate them until they’re comfortable, and then they’re pretty much unnoticeable. i wore them for 8 hours at a loud music event two weeks ago. my voice sounded a little weird in my head at normal volume, but i got used to it after a bit. i’ve also worn them while exercising, which wasn’t amazing but sucked less than disposable earplugs.

my partner has custom-molded earplugs, which they say are 1) very comfortable and 2) don’t make your voice sound as weird in your head as shittier earplugs. they also have replaceable filters, so you can swap them from “just a little quieter” to “someone is shouting directly in my ear from 3 inches away and I can’t hear it” (which are the filters they accidentally had in at the same loud music event… they had to use their backup earplugs, also loops).

for home use (blender, vacuum, fire alarm, etc), i have a couple of sets of children’s earmuffs


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#holy shit #portable? sound blocking?? that isn’t *itself* sensory hell??? #I need to look into this #(I wonder if I’d be able to sleep in them without having nightmares‚ or if that’s just inherent to the concept) #((they were false-awakening nightmares in which I took out the earplugs and found that my ears were still clogged)) #((I was prone to ear clogs as a child‚ and they *were* often triggered by sticking something else in my ear‚ and)) #((I was always worried that one day they would happen to occur in both ears at the same time and I’d end up nearly deaf for ~3 weeks)) #((this did not ever actually happen‚ but it very plausibly could have)) #((and my subconscious is–as of 2015‚ anyway–not over this)) #(((which is honestly valid of it))) #the more you know #recs #transhumanism #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

albatris:

ch. 7

the new vampire care package has a pamphlet called “The Garble and You!” because of course it does so I need to give a basic rundown of the garble without being infodump-y but also I need to think abt the fact that alex (believes in the garble) and quinn (doesn’t) would have been bickering the whole time while writing it hunched over a laptop together and how that translates to the text……

it also can’t be SCARY bc they want new vampires to feel at ease and there’s not much that makes one feel less at ease than the entire concept of the garble if I’m being honest

#id read an entire book of alex and quinn trying to write the pamphlet xD (loopyhoopywrites)


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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #A Rental Car Takes a Left Down Rake Street and Disappears #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once