albatris:

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an excerpt from a novel draft reading: “Is that gonna kill me?” he asked earnestly. “Excuse?” “The garlic.” “Ah.” Quinn cracked a smile. “No. It’ll just give you a stomach ache. Vampires and garlic are a bit like lactose intolerant people and ice cream.”
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nanowrimo out-of-context

sorry about the different-sized fonts idk what I’m doing 😎✌


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#I will be keeping an eye out for more of this book #out of context quotes #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #vampires #embarrassment squick #death tw #murder cw #violence cw #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once


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