sorry about the different-sized fonts idk what I’m doing 😎✌
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#I will be keeping an eye out for more of this book #out of context quotes #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #vampires #embarrassment squick #death tw #murder cw #violence cw #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #out of context quotes #sexuality and lack thereof #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
#out of context quotes #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
#Almost Nowhere #reactionblogging #out of context quotes #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #murder cw? #(I have now returned to Tumblr after leaving for eight days to avoid Almost Nowhere spoilers) #(I do expect to catch up; I’ve already made it up to the afternoon of July 8th)
And because they were omniscient and so tight-knit, they could be very adolescent and pretentious in the way they flaunted their superiority. It wouldn’t be unusual for a God to use Ningdu Chinese, Etruscan, Ket (a moribund language spoken by just five hundred people in central Siberia), Mexican Mafia prison code, Klingon, dolphin echolocation clicks, ant pheromones, and honeybee dance steps – all in one sentence. It’s the kind of thing where you’d be like, was that really necessary?
[Does anyone have a list (or better, a gif set?) of all the silliest lines from Voyager over the years? You know, like “get the cheese to sickbay” and “I feel like we’re being pecked to death by ducks” and “there’s coffee in that nebula!” so on and so forth? Cause I need such. Because of reasons.]
“And if you, gentle reader, have never seen a nervous rocket mechanic, complete with monkey suit, being buzzed by nine thousand demented bats and trying to beat them off with a shovel, there is something missing from your experience.”
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#out of context quotes robnost style #it is rare that I see something and think ‘…I’m going to blog this.’ #but this was one of those occasions #oh look an original post
“Steve Ballmer can be so zealous in expressing his enthusiasm that once his vocal cords required surgery after he screamed “Windows, Windows, Windows” continuously at a Japan meeting in 1991.”
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#out of context quotes robnost style #(…I was just going to say ‘out of context quotes’) #(but Tumblr suggested ‘s robnost style’ after I got as far as ‘quote’) #(*I’ve never used the robnost style tag before*) #(*it was in the general autocomplete*) #(…is the general autocomplete affected by who you follow?) #(because otherwise there’s probably a bunch of people out there in big wide Tumblr wondering what the hell robnost is) #((he’s the person I reblogged this from for those who don’t know)) #(anyway) #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog
Brinens and Things 