the “oh. oh.” moment in fan fic but instead of a character realizing they’re in love it’s them discovering they have a specific kink at the worst possible moment
#A Rental Car Takes a Left Down Rake Street and Disappears #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #sexuality and lack thereof #rape tw #murder cw? #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
#A Rental Car Takes a Left Down Rake Street and Disappears #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #overly literal interpretations #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
the new vampire care package has a pamphlet called “The Garble and You!” because of course it does so I need to give a basic rundown of the garble without being infodump-y but also I need to think abt the fact that alex (believes in the garble) and quinn (doesn’t) would have been bickering the whole time while writing it hunched over a laptop together and how that translates to the text……
it also can’t be SCARY bc they want new vampires to feel at ease and there’s not much that makes one feel less at ease than the entire concept of the garble if I’m being honest
#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #A Rental Car Takes a Left Down Rake Street and Disappears #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
#high context jokes #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #A Rental Car Takes a Left Down Rake Street and Disappears #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
sorry about the different-sized fonts idk what I’m doing 😎✌
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#I will be keeping an eye out for more of this book #out of context quotes #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #vampires #embarrassment squick #death tw #murder cw #violence cw #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
Brinens and Things 