the only reason I want to visit Australia is to confirm whether “we’re not here to fuck spiders” is in fact a real saying really in use or if Australians on the Internet have united in the world’s most dedicated prank to get foreigners to use ridiculous phrases
Australians DIVIDED in the notes:
- “oh it’s a southern thing”
- “oh it’s a northern thing”
- “it’s a rural thing”
- “it’s a Sydney thing”
- “it’s not a thing”
- “it’s a real thing and super common and my father said it to me every night as a bedtime mantra”
- “it wasn’t a real thing but after lying to foreigners about it often enough it became a real unironic saying”
- “lying to foreigners is the only reality Australians know”
- “some of us are here to fuck spiders”
Tags:
#Australia #language #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #spiders #this probably deserves some other warning tag but I am not sure what
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