Just gonna say an obvious thing, I am doing some more otaku research right now, and for quick scanning of documents ChatGPT is one of the best translators out there. However, it is now loaded to the brim with censorship and flags, severely dragging down its usefulness, and I haven’t seen any of the new crop of tools yet that don’t embrace that philosophy. The reality that my ability to translate out-of-print non-fiction magazine discussions is compromised because they mention dick or pussy in the text is such a hilariously dystopian summary of the new internet.
The tools should directly translate smut and hentai too without batting an eye, of course, don’t get me wrong. But that just isn’t quite as poetically pathetic.
Well, this pissed me off so I thought about it a bit and, sure, Chat-GPT won’t help me. But I know the internet, I know AI, and I know ten thousand someones are already out there making sex bot applications of the tech. They aren’t gonna censor their speech. And the neat thing about LLMs and the GPT systems is that they are pretty capabilities-neutral – there is no reason to disable the ability of your virtual girlfriend to help you program in Rust (for one, don’t you want her to be hot?).
So lets see if moemate.io, a ChatGPT-4 kernal trained on various anime waifu roleplay personalities, can do what Silicon Valley can’t! What do you have for me, Hatsune Miku?
Oh, you take forever to load your model rig and you are in way too high demand on the free account. You had the power of kismet behind you, but alas that ain’t enough to compensate for lag. Lets find someone less popular…
….ah yes, Homeless Girl! What could you possibly turn down?
Me, apparently! I feel you for my friend but I gotta be real, I can’t go through the song-and-dance of easing you off the brink of socio-economic despair every time I need someone to help me grok Japanese 90’s slang for premature ejaculation, I don’t got the spoons.
I need to approach this more professionally – you are up Lia, Executive Assistant!
God this actually worked. Its not as good a translation as the real deal, its true, but its not awful; maybe need to tell it chop the sentences as it kinda skipped a few lines in the middle there (alas not uncommon with these tools). Its probably better than DeepL – man that product is in trouble, they need to get on it – and avoids some of its annoying pitfalls.
So I guess I will just…build up a relationships with a big titty AI sexbot assistant so it can more smoothly help me translate Japanese text sources that I am scanning for research?
…Is this my fucking life?
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#oh my god #disappointed permanent resident of The Future #language #nsfw text #this probably deserves some other warning tag but I am not sure what #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
#language #Tumblr: a User’s Guide #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #mythology #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
In Canada, we’re famous for our bilingualism. Sure, there’s other bilingual countries out there. Some might even be tri- or quadrilingual. We don’t know, and our media doesn’t tell us. All we do know is that when you pick up a cereal box from the shelf, you get to learn what the French name of the cereal is. It’s Cheerios. Couldn’t have guessed that.
All this means that, throughout your life in Anglo Canada, you are constantly getting a subliminal reinforcement of French. One day, you discover that you can actually read a reasonable amount of the microwave installation instructions despite having pulled the wrong manual out of the box. Shortly after that, you begin to feel a curiosity for this mysterious other culture. And by that, I mean you want to go buy a French car.
Unfortunately for me and my fellow Canucks, options for French cars are few and far between. The overwhelming hegemony of the Americans mean that the absolute weirdest stuff we get is made in Romania under contract to Germans using Japanese robots. Why do we not have Citroëns? There is no valid reason, other than the fact that they went nearly bankrupt the last time they tried to sell their cars here. That’s not supposed to discourage you, silly, General Motors has gone bankrupt three or four times while I’ve been writing these sentences!
So, if you’re out there, French automakers, please bring your weird cars to my country. We can go get a steamé and a Pepsi, and we can find out if the interior of your car holds up well to poutine gravy stains. It probably doesn’t, but that’s okay, I’ll still take the depreciated Francomobile and enjoy opulent luxury comfort on my way back to my home province, where the only French we use is to incorrectly pronounce the phrase “croissaint-wich” at the airport Burger King.
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#our home and cherished land #language #storytime #this is exactly what living in Canada is like #the signs at the airport are like ”n’oubliez pas oú est votre voiture!” and you’re like ”okay‚ sure‚ I won’t– wait” #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
me mi calonu lo zmaraigau cu galfi roda poi nenri lo gusni konju canlu ku’o lo papryla’a
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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #(the way jboski renders ”papryla’a” as ”page-ish-fasten thing(s)??”) #(me: *poring over the ancient runes*) #(ancient runes: 📎) #language #apocalypse cw #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
(bad) Idea: Pronoun selections for multiple pronoun users where you have the ability to set relative rates of each pronoun. Like maybe like:
See you could set relative frequencies of each pronoun, and order them.
And yes I did mock this up using Visual Basic 6. That’s just how my brain works.
MY PRONOUNS HAVE A VIRUS!?
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#gender #language #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #this probably deserves some warning tag but I am not sure what #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
ok, translated and polished into a less deranged form:
content warning: sexual assault. i am wondering wether rol playing a sexual assault is permissible if i am a female non-binary person? my boyfriend is biologically male, so it has to be up to me to pretend to be the sexual assaulter, because he is male and i am female so if we were to rol play a sexual assault with him as the assaulter it would be actual rape. oh, by the way, i use masculine pronouns to refer to him because we rolplay a relationship between a girlfriend and a boyfriend. my thoughts on the matter are that this is all fine because i am neurodivergent.
translated without polishing into a less deranged form:
content warning: sexual assault
okay, timeline, so be for real. is sexual assault roleplay okay if i’m an XX-chromosome nonbinary? my boyfriend or significant other or whatever is an nonbinary white trans woman so i know it is up to me to do it if we do do my noncon roleplay because he is XY-chromosome so if we do an XY on XX noncon roleplay it maybe noncon-noncon i.e. for real sexual assault. oh yeah to me he is my ‘he’ because we do boyfriend on girlfriend rp, my 2 cents is it is okay because too-long-didn’t-read i’m neurodivergent, XD
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#incredible #language #the humour of my people #(I managed to understand everything but ”yt tw” without checking the answer sheets) #(but I had to start over a couple times because later letter-pairs recontextualised earlier ones) #rape tw #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
oooh, it’s “(M)t(WTF)”, not “(M)t(W)t(F)”, that makes more sense.
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#I love that multitool gender #art #gender #surveys #language #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
I’ve probably made someone cry with one of my posts but only as a statistical likelihood, not like it’s a skillset of mine, sometimes people get set off by random things
i’ve gotten multiple anons telling me i made them cry get on my level
I think it’s not out of the question that I’ve made someone cry by informing them how “gaol” is actually pronounced.
“Tell me the truth, I’m ready to hear it.”
“In Classical Latin, ‘c’ is pronounced ‘k’ and ‘v’ is pronounced ‘w’, so Cicero is ‘kikero’ and vice versa is ‘WEE-keh WEHR-sa’.”
“*cries*”
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#I don’t think I’ve ever heard anyone say ”Cicero” out loud‚ and I just *assumed* it was supposed to be Kikero #however my mind had not correlated enough of its contents for ”vice versa” #language #this probably deserves some warning tag but I am not sure what #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
#overly literal interpretations #language #food #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
Brinens and Things 