Dear @staff , if the mobile app doesn’t stop showing me these scam weight-loss ads using images which are clearly cropped feeding fetish porn then I will surreptitiously coat all of your ties which you use as belts with the neurotoxic hairs of the Australian moonlighter plant.
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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #high context jokes #(though even I don’t have all of the context here and it’s still funny) #Tumblr: a User’s Guide #poison cw?
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