Everyone reblog with your most unemployable traits
okay so-
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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #high context jokes #maybe #I guess future historians deciphering the monolith may or may not recognise Maia Arson Crimew here #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
#high context jokes #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #A Rental Car Takes a Left Down Rake Street and Disappears #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
Item: Cadillac of Confusion; allows wielded to cast indecision upon targets when the engine is revved, making them unable to determine their next move.
This kind of behaviour can cause extreme psychological distress, as the natural environment of the dashboard been disturbed. Understandably, it does not make for a suitable form of enrichment and negatively affects the tumblr user’s emotional wellbeing. This is extremely harmful and should be discouraged whenever possible.
#it got better before leaving my queue so here’s the improved version instead #juxtaposition #high context jokes #I didn’t actually laugh aloud but it still amused me enough to reblog #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
AU where caroline worldoptimization steals a billion dollars in crypto shortly before the FTX collapse then buys tumblr from automattic and keeps it running at a loss for a couple decades
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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #((this amusement not to be taken as expressing an opinion regarding the statement itself)) #high context jokes #this probably deserves some warning tag but I am not sure what
#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #high context jokes #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #high context jokes #glowfic #drugs cw #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
Guy with improbably specialised skills that just happen to be exactly what’s needed
Guy who knows a guy
Guy who’s normal about things about which it’s not normal to be normal
Guy who has no frame of reference
Guy who should technically be dead, and it’s honestly an excellent question why he’s not
Guy who’s a big fan of substances
Guy who puts together sequences of words that have never been heard before and should never be heard again
Guy who’s inexplicably always damp
Guy who’s the most annoying human being you’ve ever met, but like in a sexy way
Guy with no kids who somehow has single father energy
Guy who’s competent, collected, and thoroughly put together, and who also has one extremely specific thing wrong with him
Guy with fat fucking tits
* Note: a Guy is not necessarily a guy, though it helps
1. Seventeen, Twenty-Seven
2. Eleven
3. Grant
4. The Whole-Thing
5. Lucifer Vance, but also Grant if you think about it.
6. Grant
7. Azad
8. O(3) Shade [nonverbal scratching noise]
9. Hector Stein
10. Lucifer
11. Michael, Hector
12. Cordelia
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#Almost Nowhere #high context jokes #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #(I agree with Benedict‚ the Azad bit is great) #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
A half-elf conwoman (and the moth tasked with keeping her out of trouble) travel the Jewel in search of, uh, whatever a fashionable accessory is pointing them at.
Last time, the party confronted the manager of Cabana Jim’s Luxury Resort and Spa, Miriko Watchwood. Her attempt to reestablish vampiric dominance over the resort in the wake of Cabana Jim’s death was ill-advised and doomed, and they successfully foiled it with a combination of cool-headed diplomacy and brutal emotional manipulation. And now… they want to recruit her???
#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #high context jokes #(don’t get me wrong the rest of the emotional rollercoaster is good too) #recs
Brinens and Things 