I have a hot take but y’all aren’t ready for it. This is a real headscratcher of an idea and I would absolutely lose followers if I said it. If I told ANYONE this controversial opinion, my friends would abandon me and then start a gofundme to demolish my home. If anybody even SUSPECTED i had this belief, being me would be declared a misdemeanor. If this take got out, the only olympic event would be killing me, and then everyone on Earth would get the gold and the olympics would be cancelled. If this got out, the governor of Maine would tell me that I had been declared the state bird, and I’d be happy at first, and then they’d tell me that the state bird had been declared legally dead. If I said what was on my mind, I would be put third on the list of people that the Pope isn’t allowed to know about.
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#death tw #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #the humour of my people #our roads may be golden or broken or lost
Fuck society fuck capitalism I’m gonna go full feral and live in the woods
Ppl on tumbler LOVE talking about how they want to “go feral” and “live in the woods” and let me say first hand that NONE of y’all have the skill it takes to lone wolf it out in the wilderness for even a single day … . stop appropriating werewolf culture and get an office job….,
Oh you think I plan to survive? You think I’m gonna try and drink river water and eat squirrels out there? Fuck you im gonna rub dirt on my face and immediately die
Stop appropriating what
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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #death tw #our roads may be golden or broken or lost #the humour of my people #werewolf
I love Keanu Reeves and the recent surge of love and appreciation for him warms my heart but I dread to think what’ll happen the moment you demons have had enough of him and start digging up/making up “problematic” shit he did or said when he was like 20 or something
Keanu Reeves sold bad copper and was rude to messengers and sent them back empty-handed through foreign territory and I for one am sick of everybody just giving him a pass for the whole thing when we have over a dozen cuneiform tablets documenting his bad behaviour.
Keanu Reeves cut ahead of women and other children to get on the last Atlantean lifeboat.
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#Keanu Reeves #history #our roads may be golden or broken or lost #unreality cw #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #the humour of my people #discourse cw?
When you follow aesthetic/fandom blogs but also social issue blogs
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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #the humour of my people #in which Brin learns to speak Pokemon #our roads may be golden or broken or lost #drugs mention #juxtaposition
#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #the humour of my people #Shakespeare #recs #according to AO3 there are three of them at the moment #so far I’ve read the first one and it’s hilarious #(my favourite part was ”I literally just returned”) #our roads may be golden or broken or lost #death tw
-“I’m not going to be trans-French! FRENCH IS NOT A GENDER”
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#I am reminded of that post a while back #depicting a race/class selection screen with really weird options #and one of the races was ”demi-canadian” #and I was like ”yep‚ that’s me alright” #our home and cherished land #the humour of my people #our roads may be golden or broken or lost
Very well then, I shall call you out. Hello out, how are you doing?
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#I didn’t actually laugh aloud but it still amused me enough to reblog #puns #overly literal interpretations #the humour of my people #our roads may be golden or broken or lost
Brinens and Things 