“stay in your lane” are you kidding me. i’m a california motorcyclist. i’m splitting lanes. i’m in your lane. i’m in every lane
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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #the humour of my people #(the following category tag was added retroactively:) #our roads may be golden or broken or lost
Wow. I just don’t even know where to start with this morally abhorrent train wreck of a post. Did nobody bother to tell the OP that of US home sales this January, forty fucking percent were cash sales? Pull your head out of your ass and at least get your facts straight before you spew this kind of bullshit.
It’s wrong. It’s wronger than wrong. And, somehow, it’s simultaneously not even wrong. I once considered trying to see how many distinct varieties of falsity I could cram into a single sentence, but no more. My best efforts to date have been left completely in the dust by your first. five. words. Every statement in that post attains a level of stupidity matched only by the next one. You have made every mistake along every axis that I can think of bar two: you did not screw up the use-mention distinction, and you correctly spelled the word “if.” In every other arena, you have made every error of logic, morality, and sports history that I or anyone else has ever had the misfortune to read. I can confidently say that you have made blunders which had never before been conceived of by a rational mind and still haven’t. I am legitimately impressed that anyone so absolutely misguided managed to retain the ability to so much as blither.
And chocolate is better than vanilla.
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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #(I dislike jokes involving tricking people) #(but it’s still funny even if you read the read-more first)
“Maybe you’re just a socially conscious person who doesn’t know what the fuck they like and just shrugs helplessly at their inconsistent train wreck of a blog.”
truuuuuu
I looked at that quiz and
“don’t know if you’re as pure as the driven snow or as problematic as our cultural association of whiteness with purity?“
oh my god
(I got True Neutral, which is about what I expected. I am nothing if not cowardly. I was never here for the cats, though: the first blogs I followed were a mixture of fandom blogs and members of the local multiplicity community.)
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#(I’m a singlet but the people there were mostly friendly and had interesting conversations) #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #the humour of my people #still not 100% sure what a shitpost is to be honest #(the following category tag was added retroactively:) #our roads may be golden or broken or lost
#puns #what timing #I’m taking introductory Java and I *just* learned about object creation a day or two ago #I very nearly didn’t have the necessary background information to understand this joke
Stop glorifying…fuck I dunno *spins wheel* lactose intolerance.
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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #the humour of my people #(the following category tag was added retroactively:) #our roads may be golden or broken or lost
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