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#this can’t be real right #this has to be a parody #I could buy *most* of this as a particularly amusing juxtaposition of standard-issue slightly-shady-strip-mall stores #and I’ll buy that the gun joke is a cultural thing #but there’s no way ”The Glass Eye Adult Greeting Cards” is a real place #…oh my god it’s fucking real #I found this exact sign on Google Street View #1233 Lane Ave S in Jacksonville FL #they have a webpage at the-glass-eye.business.site #where they sell a variety of psychoactive drugs‚ sex toys / porn‚ healing crystals‚ and their ”custom clothing line” #(they don’t specify whether the custom clothing line is more like the healing crystals or more like the sex toys) #(they link to their Etsy page‚ but it’s empty) #((ah‚ they’ve uploaded a bunch of images to Google Maps and it does appear to be more like the healing crystals)) #((though if they *also* have a custom clothing line that is more like the sex toys I’m not sure they’d be allowed to upload that)) #it remains unclear why the sign specifies ”greeting cards” #is this a standard euphemism for porn in Floridian #tag rambles #home of the brave #juxtaposition #guns
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