Well, initially I just googled “weird candy” on DuckDuckGo, but then I got a few hundred more requests, so I’ve also tried “[country] candy” and “[flavor] candy” and “[shape] candy” and so on. You, for example, got: a chocolate pentagon from the Pentagon gift shop
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#food #home of the brave #the more you know #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
heads up to americans: the federal government is suspending the free covid test program on Friday, March 8th, so if you haven’t already gotten two orders of 4 at-home tests, now’s the time to do it
#this can’t be real right #this has to be a parody #I could buy *most* of this as a particularly amusing juxtaposition of standard-issue slightly-shady-strip-mall stores #and I’ll buy that the gun joke is a cultural thing #but there’s no way ”The Glass Eye Adult Greeting Cards” is a real place #…oh my god it’s fucking real #I found this exact sign on Google Street View #1233 Lane Ave S in Jacksonville FL #they have a webpage at the-glass-eye.business.site #where they sell a variety of psychoactive drugs‚ sex toys / porn‚ healing crystals‚ and their ”custom clothing line” #(they don’t specify whether the custom clothing line is more like the healing crystals or more like the sex toys) #(they link to their Etsy page‚ but it’s empty) #((ah‚ they’ve uploaded a bunch of images to Google Maps and it does appear to be more like the healing crystals)) #((though if they *also* have a custom clothing line that is more like the sex toys I’m not sure they’d be allowed to upload that)) #it remains unclear why the sign specifies ”greeting cards” #is this a standard euphemism for porn in Floridian #tag rambles #home of the brave #juxtaposition #guns
Friendly reminder as we head into tax season (for US Americans), that the major tax preparation companies are fully prepared to lie and mislead you into paying for their tax preparation software when you might qualify for free software through the IRS.
Don’t fall for their bullshit. Visit IRS Free File and see what services are available to you. The requirements vary depending on your household status and income, but if you make less than $79,000/year (which is nearly everyone I know), you probably qualify for something.
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#…the fourth question they ask is ”what country do you live in” #(with a long list of possible answers) #I am going to have to look into this #I still don’t *super* expect it to work #–later parts of the questionnaire kind of implied that the #only valid reason to be a non-resident citizen is if you’re on a military deployment– #but it does need further investigation #(tax-preparation services for non-residents normally start at USD$120) #(that’s for an ~installation-wizard‚ not a person) #(it’s $160 if you’re a gig worker) #(if you hold index funds outside of a short list of exceptional circumstances #you don’t qualify for the DIY tax software and you have to buy a human-assisted service for $550) #((yes‚ five hundred and fifty)) #home of the brave #tag rambles #PSA #adventures in human capitalism #this probably deserves some warning tag but I am not sure what
hmm no wikipedia i didn’t know that. i mean that’s pretty high praise tho how impressive could it beOH GODDAMNIT IT’S THE COOLEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE
[ID: screenshot of a Wikipedia factoid that reads, “Did you know that Script Ohio has been called one of the most impressive examples of American folk art in existence?”
The video shows the Ohio State University Marching Band performing its traditional Script Ohio routine, in which the drum major leads the band single-file to form an enormous cursive Ohio on the field. The crossovers require absolute precision timing. It is a FEAT. At the end, the drum major leads out a sousaphone player, who kind of high-kicks his way to dot the I. (Wikipedia calls it a “bounding goose-step.”) He gives a sweeping bow to each side of the stadium. The band then sings “Buckeye Battle Cry” while accompanied only by the sousaphone. Here’s the Wikipedia article, which has a much better description than mine. ]
Did you know that Script Ohio gets me teary-eyed? Just something about the decades of work that sousaphone player has put in with a difficult and (forgive me for saying it) somewhat unpopular instrument, all leading up to this moment, and the double high-five with the drum major, to say nothing of the song, the precision when the marchers cross through the lines of the O and the h, everything.
I’m sure part of it is nostalgia–I grew up in Ohio, most of my friends were in marching band in high school–but I think there is also something actually special about Script Ohio.
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#art #home of the brave #the more you know #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
weird how Thanksgiving is an extremely secular and cross-cultural holiday, such that I don’t feel bad wishing happy Thanksgiving to basically anyone who is physically in the US right now– just got off a boat from China? welcome! you’re probably going to eat different food from me on Thanksgiving but you’re probably still going to get the day off and eat lots of food with your family or something! it’s the original American Immigrant Holiday and thus is inclusive to pretty much everyone
… EXCEPT Canadians. they have their own.
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#por que no los dos #our home and cherished land #home of the brave #Thanksgiving #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
In case you’re a buffoon (like me) and thought someone was out here meticulously hand-poisoning applesauce:
An FDA spokesperson said that one of the agency’s theories for the WanaBana cinnamon applesauce contamination was “economically motivated adulteration.” (…)
Economically motivated adulteration, or “food fraud,” can occur when a cheaper ingredient is added to a product to enhance it or bulk it up, but is not disclosed, according to the FDA. One example, the agency said, is when lead-based dyes are added to spices to give the product a certain color.
We love cutting corners to maximize profit at the expense of our consumers
Turmeric is also frequently affected by this. A lead compound with a bright yellow color can be used.
I’m not gonna dox myself by saying precisely what I do for a living, but I am involved in public environmental health, and in the past have conducted home investigations in child lead poisoning cases. For years, foreign spices have been a problem, particularly for immigrant families who visit relatives overseas and bring spices back from south asia in particular.
During and immediately after covid, however, we started finding domestically sold spices coming back from lab testing with high lead results. Sam’s club, wal-mart, etc. We used to tell families to buy domestically instead of bringing things back from India, Pakistan, etc, but even that isn’t safe anymore.
You might – might – be safer with higher end organic products but I really just don’t trust anything anymore. This isn’t a new issue, but it’s definitely becoming more widespread.
if the spice you’re using is water-soluble, you can mix it with water and then use a water testing kit. they sell water-testing kits at the hardware store; ones that you send off to a lab are more reliable (but also more expensive).
you can also buy lead-testing swabs on the Internet. some of these are not reliable, so I’d recommend testing the lead-testing swabs. use a swab on something that you know is lead (a fishing sinker, a car battery, etc) and another swab on something that you know is lead-free (most things in your home, hopefully) and make sure you get the expected results.
note that lead-testing kits are not food-safe, so you should not just put pipettes / test swabs / etc into your spice jar. spoon out a small amount (onto a plate or whatever), test that small amount, and then throw that small amount away. (and then wash the plate.)
gonna add this consumer reports investigation from a couple of years back that made the rounds. they looked into a bunch of american spice brands and found that this is a huge problem across brands, regardless of whether or not it’s organic (exact quote: “CR’s tests could not determine whether one brand was consistently better or worse than any other. And organic products did not have consistently lower levels than conventionally grown ones”).
I highly recommend reading through the article @alugard linked because it gives a lot of good information.
Also, close to the bottom, it gives a rundown of the spices that were tested with a helpful visual graphic for which brands and which spices were more concerning or less concerning, starting with this disclaimer and table:
[Text description: A screenshot with the header in larger bold text that says “CR’s Herb and Spice Test Results”. Below it in smaller text is a paragraph that reads, “CONSUMER REPORTS tested 126 herbs and spices from 38 brands for arsenic, cadmium, and lead. (We did not test spices that tend to be used in baking, such as cinnamon and nutmeg.) We tested two or three samples from different lots of each product. Our findings are a spot check of the market and cannot be used to draw definitive conclusions about brands. The products are organized alphabetically by type. Within each group, the products are listed according to the degree of concern. Regularly consuming ¾ teaspoon or more daily of a product in one of the concerning categories could, over time, pose a health risk to children as a result of the combined levels of the three heavy metals. Unless noted, they could also pose a risk to adults. The more red boxes next to a product, the higher the concern.” Below the paragraph is a graphic of four categories: a green circle with a white checkmark in it, labeled ‘No Concern’; a single red circle labeled ‘Some Concern’; two red circles next to each other labeled ‘Moderate Concern’; and three red circles next to each other labeled ‘High Concern’. /end text description]
Whiiiich is definitely helpful if you’d like to be more careful with what spices you use based on the information available. (That said, they only tested 38 brands, and there are a lot more out there than that. Again, I highly recommend reading the article.)
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#here’s the other thing I was referring to re: turmeric #food #home of the brave #PSA #poison cw #what’s the warning tag for brain damage‚ I feel like that should have a specific tag
now that’s a lot. Dabbing unicorn Love Is Love Zipper US Flag.
The best part is that a lot of these are vertically oriented and they only have a left-facing flag background to edit it over, which results in a ton of the american flags being flown upside down, which is a symbol of distress.
Alright, so the crimes against vexillology are uncountable so we’re not going to count them. Instead I’m going to say that my first reaction to “American flag skull + autism” was to automatically parse all American flag skulls as the Sport Death flag and go “makes perfect sense, Senior House (RIP) had tons of autistic people”.
#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #it got better #flags #home of the brave #juxtaposition #computer generated images #embarrassment squick? #this probably deserves some other warning tag but I am not sure what #war cw? #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
I had a lot of fun with my Boston poll so I’m making a new random poll.
You must live in one of these US cities. You make $65k a year. Where are you living?
Please put your justifications in the tags. Yes you have to live in the US in this hypothetical I’m sorry. Maybe if there is a demand I will run another poll with world cities.
Results so far are interesting. Based on the notes, it seems that there is a large faction who is overly concerned with how far $65k would go (the Sioux Falls camp) and a large faction who has given absolutely no thought to the cost of living (the Santa Barbara camp)
Asheville is great but I hear it’s gotten really expensive, not sure 65k would be enough
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#immediately discarding California and Florida for being incredibly prone to natural disasters #Texas and Louisiana also pretty bad on that front #skimming the Baltimore Wikipedia article is…not…dissuading me…from my prior vague impression of Baltimore as #being constantly on the edge of civil war #Sioux Falls vs Asheville is a tough one #I voted Sioux Falls #–largely because (looking at the Wikipedia climate chart) it kind of creeps me out the way Asheville doesn’t really ”have” a ”winter” #(does that mean the air is never breathable? always one pollen or leaf mold or another? I rather suspect it does) #(not to mention rhythms being important and all that)– #but further information could sway me #(under what circumstances are you allowed to leave?) #((the phrasing implies that it’s *not* just ”you can move away whenever you want‚ but you lose the magically protected income”)) #(if in twenty years North Carolina is a climate-changed hellscape of heat waves and mosquito-borne plagues‚ can you flee?) #((I acknowledge the concerns in the notes regarding South Dakota’s reproductive rights‚ but #I figure sneaking off somewhere to get your tubes tied *doesn’t* count as moving away)) #((hmm‚ though come to think of it I *have* heard the Great Plains are pretty agoraphobic‚ so there’s also that issue)) #home of the brave #surveys #tag rambles #this probably deserves some warning tag but I am not sure what #apocalypse cw?