ophthalmotropy:

Pick a mundane superpower

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#hmm #skip dialogue: I feel like this is not a substantial problem in my life #coffee: there’s probably some perpetual-motion hack here given the thermodynamics violation‚ but it’s once a day‚ so it doesn’t scale well #dust-repelling: define ”my” belongings; most of the dusty things bothering me belong de jure to my parents #volume control: very good‚ but not *as* good as ones later on the list‚ so no #weather manipulation: probably some physics-violating stunts you can pull with this one‚ but God knows what they are #schedule-memory: probably some hacks here to let you use it for other stuff‚ but the central use is not a substantial problem in my life #inventory: oh wow that’s tempting #what counts as an item? is there a weight limit? #would I‚ say‚ get rotting vegetable juice on *other* items if I left a vegetable in there too long‚ or no? #concentration: I thought this was great at first‚ but then I realised it’s almost strictly inferior to the selective-drug-immunity option #because you can just do a lot of stimulants and nope the tolerance and anxiety and whatnot #the stims *are* free with this option‚ but then you can’t use it on other drugs #information search: can I look up where to find information on how best to exploit this? I feel like there’s a *lot* going on here #do-overs: would be very hard to decide which days to use it on‚ also I have serious ethical doubts about collapsing timelines #(though you could instead violate the spirit of this answer and simply isolate yourself during one day each week) #(spending two subjective days reading and studying and other such things-that-aren’t-about-having-an-impact-on-the-external-world) #(meanwhile the rest of the world experiences the two timelines as identical and isn’t losing anything by having the first one destroyed) #scent: do I magically know when something is bad even when it wouldn’t otherwise have smelled bad? #if so: viscerally tempting but probably not the single best option here #if not: meh‚ I can just break out the scent-blocking respirator filters‚ I don’t need magic for this #selective drug immunity: …there’s stiff competition‚ but I’m going with this one #you get so much option-space to experiment with drugs that have any chance whatsoever of fixing any of your problems #knowing there’s no downside apart from the cost of obtaining them #drugs that previously weren’t worth using because the side effects were too severe–I’m looking at you‚ zinc acetate–become useful #and as I age and acquire chronic ailments‚ I may well someday have a med constellation as complicated and delicate as my mom’s #at which point I would *very deeply* appreciate not having frequent nausea and dizziness #(I wonder if you can do‚ like‚ hyper-chemotherapy-type things with this) #(take poisons that would normally kill both you and whatever ~parasites you’re suffering from‚ and then survive while they still die) #(it might not be fine-grained enough for that‚ but even so)

slavicafire:

what is your food disgust level? as a bonus, tag the field with your highest disgust score

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shieldfoss:

I never (or rarely) accept food from strangers.

… how would I know, who out here handing out food?

moral-autism:

i have never seen an entire pig on a spit and do not know where other people are observing this


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#64% #I was expecting it to be higher #but then some of the questions were like ”do you eat exclusively underripe bananas” #(on the other hand‚ some other questions were like ”do you refrain from doing things that will literally give you mycotoxin poisoning”) #category breakdown: #very-high-but-not-quite-maximally-high human contaminants #(I think it was dragged down by my being less than maximally squicked by hair in my food) #(like‚ if it’s my *own* hair that’s fine) #high mold and hygiene #medium-high insect contamination (I’m fine with cricket flour) #((or‚ I mean‚ I’m not grossed out by cricket flour: I did not like the flavour‚ too earthy)) #moderate animal flesh #medium-low fruit/vegetables/fish #(I don’t want to *touch* raw fish but I actively like the smell) #tag rambles #food #surveys #poison cw #unsanitary cw

whatcha-thinkin:

Assuming you had access to perfect medical care at no additional cost, which of these would you want most?

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Tell your stories in the tags, if you want to share!


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#hey guess who has a sore throat like she does on approximately one-quarter of days #(on average over the course of 2023) #(and more often over time!) #this can be caused by such mistakes as #”going two whole months without checking the windows for slippage” #and ”taking your N95 off a mere 10 minutes after somebody opened the front door” #so yeah‚ if you could get my throat to stop being irritated at the drop of a (pollen- or dust-laced) hat‚ I would be eternally grateful #if the fix would also keep my sinuses from getting involved at somewhat larger doses‚ all the better #but I can usually avoid letting it get to that point #(…as long as I never have picnics) #surveys #medical cw #allergies #(for lack of a better term) #(it didn’t show up on a standard pollen-allergy-test battery) #((but if it were nocebo it wouldn’t keep happening from leaks that I didn’t notice were there until after the fact)) #venting cw #tag rambles

trailertrashin:

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#this can’t be real right #this has to be a parody #I could buy *most* of this as a particularly amusing juxtaposition of standard-issue slightly-shady-strip-mall stores #and I’ll buy that the gun joke is a cultural thing #but there’s no way ”The Glass Eye Adult Greeting Cards” is a real place #…oh my god it’s fucking real #I found this exact sign on Google Street View #1233 Lane Ave S in Jacksonville FL #they have a webpage at the-glass-eye.business.site #where they sell a variety of psychoactive drugs‚ sex toys / porn‚ healing crystals‚ and their ”custom clothing line” #(they don’t specify whether the custom clothing line is more like the healing crystals or more like the sex toys) #(they link to their Etsy page‚ but it’s empty) #((ah‚ they’ve uploaded a bunch of images to Google Maps and it does appear to be more like the healing crystals)) #((though if they *also* have a custom clothing line that is more like the sex toys I’m not sure they’d be allowed to upload that)) #it remains unclear why the sign specifies ”greeting cards” #is this a standard euphemism for porn in Floridian #tag rambles #home of the brave #juxtaposition #guns


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greatpoetryfun:

mariacallous:

Friendly reminder as we head into tax season (for US Americans), that the major tax preparation companies are fully prepared to lie and mislead you into paying for their tax preparation software when you might qualify for free software through the IRS.

Don’t fall for their bullshit. Visit IRS Free File and see what services are available to you. The requirements vary depending on your household status and income, but if you make less than $79,000/year (which is nearly everyone I know), you probably qualify for something.


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#…the fourth question they ask is ”what country do you live in” #(with a long list of possible answers) #I am going to have to look into this #I still don’t *super* expect it to work #–later parts of the questionnaire kind of implied that the #only valid reason to be a non-resident citizen is if you’re on a military deployment– #but it does need further investigation #(tax-preparation services for non-residents normally start at USD$120) #(that’s for an ~installation-wizard‚ not a person) #(it’s $160 if you’re a gig worker) #(if you hold index funds outside of a short list of exceptional circumstances #you don’t qualify for the DIY tax software and you have to buy a human-assisted service for $550) #((yes‚ five hundred and fifty)) #home of the brave #tag rambles #PSA #adventures in human capitalism #this probably deserves some warning tag but I am not sure what

smallpox-juicebox:

arandomthot:

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“good Christian honk” sounds like a euphemism

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#this happened to me once #I walk out of the pharmacy and out of the corner of my eye there’s a car trying to get my attention #statistically‚ someone trying to get my attention while I’m walking down the street is almost certainly wanting to insult my respirator #I studiously ignore him‚ and when I find that we’re going the same direction I deliberately take a left even though my home is to the right #once I’ve lost him‚ I turn around and I see him driving away #and it’s my dad’s license plate #turns out he was offering me a ride home #(and he was so caught up in the euphoria of this) #(that for like a minute he lived in a world where ableism didn’t exist) #tag rambles #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #sexism cw #embarrassment squick #this probably deserves some other warning tag but I am not sure what

robustcornhusk:

toasthaste:

oh the Reply All host* has a kind of spiritual successor podcast called Search Engine that’s ticking off most of the same boxes for me. It’s not explicitly about the internet but it’s about digging around trying to find answers for really specific questions, and it has a very similar vibe/editing/production.

Currently listening to “Why can’t we just turn the empty offices into apartments?” (Which thus far basically aligns with the stuff I thought I knew about the subject and has the same extremely-listenable quality that Reply All had)

Other eps of interest to me include “How sad are the monkeys in the zoo?” “How do I find new music now that I’m old and irrelevant?” and “Wait, should I not be drinking airplane coffee?”

Not a ton of eps out yet, like 15-20 maybe? Apparently they’re gonna do 40 and see how much support they get and if it’s enough then they’ll commit to 40 more and so on.

very tangential to “is it okay to drink the airplane coffee” -> lately i was reading about Germs On Planes and also Germs While Hiking -> apparently you sometimes get hiker-epidemics of norovirus on popular hiking trails, because there’s no running water to wash your hands with, and hand sanitizer DOES NOT KILL NOROVIRUS

which was news to me! maybe it’s not news to other people.


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#PSA #illness tw #vomit cw #unsanitary cw #norovirus is fucking terrifying #(she says as someone who probably has Long Norovirus) #((though she was never tested to confirm it was that and not some other stomach bug)) #(true‚ my new baseline is actually overall *better* than my old one) #(but those first two weeks fucking sucked and the next six weeks were not great either) #(and it was a few months after that to psychologically adjust to the permanent appetite reduction) #you ever read the Wikipedia article? #my main takeaway from reading it was that if you are ever eating in a restaurant #and someone‚ *anywhere* in the restaurant‚ vomits #abandon your food and leave immediately #(I don’t know what I’m going to do if I’m *working* in a restaurant and this happens) #(99.97% filtration might actually not be enough against fucking norovirus) #tag rambles #(I don’t queue tag rambles‚ so that I can keep track of which posts to put in the comment roundup) #(so you’re getting this one upfront) #(have fun)

spiralingintocontrol:

ladiesloveduranduran:

ladiesloveduranduran:

I had a lot of fun with my Boston poll so I’m making a new random poll.

You must live in one of these US cities. You make $65k a year. Where are you living?

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Please put your justifications in the tags. Yes you have to live in the US in this hypothetical I’m sorry. Maybe if there is a demand I will run another poll with world cities.

Results so far are interesting. Based on the notes, it seems that there is a large faction who is overly concerned with how far $65k would go (the Sioux Falls camp) and a large faction who has given absolutely no thought to the cost of living (the Santa Barbara camp)

Asheville is great but I hear it’s gotten really expensive, not sure 65k would be enough


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#immediately discarding California and Florida for being incredibly prone to natural disasters #Texas and Louisiana also pretty bad on that front #skimming the Baltimore Wikipedia article is…not…dissuading me…from my prior vague impression of Baltimore as #being constantly on the edge of civil war #Sioux Falls vs Asheville is a tough one #I voted Sioux Falls #–largely because (looking at the Wikipedia climate chart) it kind of creeps me out the way Asheville doesn’t really ”have” a ”winter” #(does that mean the air is never breathable? always one pollen or leaf mold or another? I rather suspect it does) #(not to mention rhythms being important and all that)– #but further information could sway me #(under what circumstances are you allowed to leave?) #((the phrasing implies that it’s *not* just ”you can move away whenever you want‚ but you lose the magically protected income”)) #(if in twenty years North Carolina is a climate-changed hellscape of heat waves and mosquito-borne plagues‚ can you flee?) #((I acknowledge the concerns in the notes regarding South Dakota’s reproductive rights‚ but #I figure sneaking off somewhere to get your tubes tied *doesn’t* count as moving away)) #((hmm‚ though come to think of it I *have* heard the Great Plains are pretty agoraphobic‚ so there’s also that issue)) #home of the brave #surveys #tag rambles #this probably deserves some warning tag but I am not sure what #apocalypse cw?

roach-works:

listen. aging into your thirties rocks. yes your joints get a little creaky. yes you can’t sleep in a pretzel on the floor anymore after a concert or a convention. and you lose some friends. but the thing is that you sort out who your real friends are and you sort out who you really are. and you get to see your friends settling into careers they like, and adopt new dogs and cats, and you find a job you can stand, and get really good at arts and crafts, and maybe that book you loved as a kid gets a movie deal and it doesn’t suck, and you learn to like new food and bake your own bread, and you realize that the great portfolio of self harm scars you all used to curate are going white with age and not updated, and half your friends are a different gender now and so much happier and maybe you are too, and you know who you are, and that it’s a journey and not a revelation. it’s a direction you’re headed, and you’re enjoying the trip.

reaching your 30′s rocks. and i’m hearing good things about what comes next, too.

roach-works:

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i am looking into your eyes, i am holding your hand. i absolutely promise.

if you can just live long enough, your soul will build your body into a home. you will live there and you will find a way to be at peace. it’s worth the time and it’s worth the work. i promise.

hubblegleeflower:

Your soul will build your body into a home.

eagle-writes:

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Your soul will build your body into a home. @roach-works

Ink: Diamine Schubert

roach-works:

how gorgeous! im really flattered!


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#this post was *not* queued to ensure proper timing because it felt like bad luck to schedule a post like this in advance #we are coming to you live from shortly after midnight on November 14th #it’s my 30th birthday #and I am thrilled to have made it to this milestone #despite all of the everything‚ I have survived #(I…don’t super *expect* my early thirties to be a turning point for a lot of the stuff described?) #(they’ve been happening for a while) #(my left knee went creaky in January 2022) #(around March 2021 I started gradually losing the ability to comfortably lie down without increasingly unreasonable amounts of cushioning) #((I have now replaced my mattress with a springless one and am up to five pillows and sleep on top of a doubled-up comforter)) #((I don’t think I can do much to shore up my couch though)) #(ditched a *lot* of toxic friendships over the course of 2015) #I’ve had quite enough of entities that might pee on the carpet when I’m not looking #but I *am* hoping to adopt a bunch of houseplants #(hypoallergenic ones obvs) #and I could see myself having a pet fish again someday‚ in some more prosperous time #I know who I am #but knowing what your home *would* look like if you built one isn’t the same as having it #(though TBF I *am* an even more kickass cyborg now than I was ten years ago‚ which I *very* much appreciate) #and I sure do want a job I can stand #…I can’t say I exactly *believe* this post‚ deep down #I’ve known too many people in their late thirties who were still barely surviving #and for that matter too many people whose *thirties* were great and then everything fell apart in their *forties* #but we shall see #as one of the meshnet projects used to say: #deus nolens exitus #birthdays #tag rambles #aging cw?

togglesbloggle:

eightyonekilograms:

Python 3 script for backing up your Tumblor blog; I can confirm it works perfectly once you add your API key using the README instructions. I did have to pass –no-ssl-verify on the command line, because without that it spat out of a bunch of SSL failures, but other than that it worked (and very quickly too, my ~5000 posts took less than a minute)

WordPress itself also has an import tool that can bring Tumblr over to any WordPress blog- mine is up at https://thestonesgowalking.wordpress.com/ Just look for the ‘import’ tab under ‘tools’ in your dashboard there. WordPress has been showing an interest in the fediverse, so I’m hoping that at some point in the future I can double-import from Tumblr->Wordpress->Hypothetical Fediverse Thing, basically to keep blogging with as much continuity as possible and maintain a (theoretically) searchable history across platforms.

As always, multiple backups are better than one, so I’ll be using this python script as well. Tumblr isn’t being formally shuttered yet, but with @staff down to a skeleton crew, they won’t have as many resources to throw at hardware failures, technical snafus, and other such problems. You should take final responsibility for your own data at this point; don’t assume that you’ll get much warning if the worst does happen.

And of course, pour one out for the folks that put so much work in to the site. There was a phenomenal amount of human energy that went in to keeping our collective garbage fire burning, and I am, truly, so very grateful to them for that.


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#I can’t reblog The Post because jv turned off reblogs in an attempt to stem the overwhelming flood of Discourse #(Discourse with‚ disappointingly but unsurprisingly‚ quite a lot of bad reading comprehension) #((meanwhile the CEO‚ Tumblr user photomatt‚ is desperately doing damage control)) #((”there are amazing examples like OpenAI and Telegram running circles around much bigger players with small teams. #That’s what we hope to replicate.”)) #((”since people leaving Tumblr aren’t being laid off #they’re just switching to other teams within Automattic #if something doesn’t work or breaks we can always pull them back in to work on it.”)) #but really‚ when it comes down to it: #there isn’t much left for me to say that I have not already said #and very little left for me to feel that I have not already felt #y’all know where to find me #I keep a local copy of the list of Tumblrs I follow‚ and I’ll look y’all up elsewhere if need be #call this an evacuation drill #Tumblr’s final demise may or may not turn out to be causally downstream of this incident #but someday it *will* die #(…also‚ uh‚ contemplate LiveJournal’s current state for a few moments) #it’s just been declared Backup Awareness Week here on Tumblr‚ and I will be moving posts on digital preparedness to the front of the queue #as for this specific post: #I did not know there was a Python 3 version of tumblr-utils! #maybe I will be able to finally uninstall Python 2 now #I’ll have to test this out #Tumblr: a User’s Guide #recs #The Great Tumblr Apocalypse #101 Uses for Infrastructureless Computers #tag rambles


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