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trailertrashin:

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#this can’t be real right, #this has to be a parody, #I could buy *most* of this as a particularly amusing juxtaposition of standard-issue slightly-shady-strip-mall stores, #and I’ll buy that the gun joke is a cultural thing, #but there’s no way “The Glass Eye Adult Greeting Cards” is a real place, #…oh my god it’s fucking real, #I found this exact sign on Google Street View, #1233 Lane Ave S in Jacksonville FL, #they have a webpage at the-glass-eye.business.site, #where they sell a variety of psychoactive drugs‚ sex toys / porn‚ healing crystals‚ and their “custom clothing line”, #(they don’t specify whether the custom clothing line is more like the healing crystals or more like the sex toys), #(they link to their Etsy page‚ but it’s empty), #((ah‚ they’ve uploaded a bunch of images to Google Maps and it does appear to be more like the healing crystals)), #((though if they *also* have a custom clothing line that is more like the sex toys I’m not sure they’d be allowed to upload that)), #it remains unclear why the sign specifies “greeting cards”, #is this a standard euphemism for porn in Floridian

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@itsbenedict replied: “no yeah i can absolutely see why you’d think that was fake at first glance, but Florida is actually Like That”

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