Kid: After we go to the thrift store, can we please stop for snacks at the snack store next door.
Me: It’s not a snack store, it’s a Chinese supermarket, but yes.
Mrs. Porcupine: Any store is a snack store if you’re hungry enough.
Me: This is why you are no longer allowed in Home Depot.
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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #fun with loopholes #food #this probably deserves some other warning tag but I am not sure what #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
Brinens and Things 