food

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foldingfittedsheets:

I have a friend who, like me, does not have “heart feels” when cooking. We need measurements. We need exact replicable steps. Cooking should be more like baking where if I follow instructions precisely I’ll have the same meal each time.

So when he asked his mom for her recipes he was vexed to find that she’d say one thing but use a lot more or less than the spice she’d said. Her approximated recipes were much less vibrant that the real food she made.

His solution: he weighed her spices before and after the meal while noting all the steps she took. Finally. A recipe that was true.

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#oh my god #that’s brilliant #fun with loopholes #food #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

curls-cat asked: trick or treat!! (Where are you finding all these foods)

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randomitemdrop:

Well, initially I just googled “weird candy” on DuckDuckGo, but then I got a few hundred more requests, so I’ve also tried “[country] candy” and “[flavor] candy” and “[shape] candy” and so on. You, for example, got: a chocolate pentagon from the Pentagon gift shop

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#food #home of the brave #the more you know #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

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rustingbridges:

redheadforgets:

lnthefade:

This is a thing that is now being offered at Disney World.

It’s macaroni and cheese, topped with bacon, served in a cone made out of bread.

I have yet to figure out if I’m disgusted by this or if I’m booking a flight to Florida to get one.

What.

kind of a bread bowl, but in a cone shape such that it is convenient for fisting? I’m into it

they stopped carrying it in 2014 :(

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#which is a shame because I was there in 2015 and I would totally have gotten one #Disney #food #reply via reblog

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slavicafire:

Food Disgust Test

what is your food disgust level? as a bonus, tag the field with your highest disgust score

food-disgust-poll

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shieldfoss:

I never (or rarely) accept food from strangers.

… how would I know, who out here handing out food?

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moral-autism:

i have never seen an entire pig on a spit and do not know where other people are observing this

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#64% #I was expecting it to be higher #but then some of the questions were like ”do you eat exclusively underripe bananas” #(on the other hand‚ some other questions were like ”do you refrain from doing things that will literally give you mycotoxin poisoning”) #category breakdown: #very-high-but-not-quite-maximally-high human contaminants #(I think it was dragged down by my being less than maximally squicked by hair in my food) #(like‚ if it’s my *own* hair that’s fine) #high mold and hygiene #medium-high insect contamination (I’m fine with cricket flour) #((or‚ I mean‚ I’m not grossed out by cricket flour: I did not like the flavour‚ too earthy)) #moderate animal flesh #medium-low fruit/vegetables/fish #(I don’t want to *touch* raw fish but I actively like the smell) #tag rambles #food #surveys #poison cw #unsanitary cw

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the-real-skeletor:

The super bowl or whatever I’m not american

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armchair-factotum:

Oh NOBODY’S going to be horny after this

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aquietquixotic:

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Amazing tags

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sometimes-i-just-climb-things:

my ankle is so fuckin horny tho

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hybbat:

A victorian

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eldritchdraaks:

Every reply this is is another punch in the gut

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#oh my god #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #food #(…I feel like there must be some sort of The Luxurious and the Obscene joke one could make here) #overly literal interpretations #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

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raincitygirl76:

yaldabaothadeez:

Opening a Georgian restaurant that serves food from

  • The Caucasus
  • The American Southeast
  • Britain 1714-1830

I’m imagining a 3 course dinner from this restaurant.

The appetizer would be Khachapuri

Khachapuri (Georgian Cheese Bread)

The main dish would be deep-fried catfish with collard greens and cornbread on the side

22 Satisfyingly Scrumptious Foods to Try in Georgia, USA

And the dessert would be a show stopping and refreshing syllabub

Georgian and Regency Recipes (1) – A Fine Syllabub

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#overly literal interpretations #fun with loopholes #food #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

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skylerhyrule:

okiedoki-todoroki:

okiedoki-todoroki:

Everyone says that reading fanfiction is a useless pastime, but let’s not forget that I learned how to cook grilled cheese from a kiribaku fic

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OH MY GOD YOU’RE THE ONE WHO TAUGHT ME HOW TO MAKE GRILLED CHEESE

A touching reunion

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#I didn’t actually laugh aloud but it still amused me enough to reblog #fandom #food #adorable #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once