parotcardsroxy:

theyre going to put a fucking band on me

parotcardsroxy:

the ladies love my colourful and bright leg band

parotcardsroxy:

i have fathered a disproportionate amount of the local egg population as a result of my colourful and bright leg band

notajerusalemcricket:

girl help your colorful and bright leg band is disrupting the ornithologists’ data

parotcardsroxy:

someone’s mad he doesn’t have a colourful and bright leg band

notajerusalemcricket:

youre fucking up my statistics

professionalchaoticdumbass:

know what else is being fucked?

notajerusalemcricket:

shut

e5f299deab84d203c89903f2ee9a28f43c5a205c

parotcardsroxy:

AAGH AAGH AAGH


Tags:

#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #birds #the power of science #nsfw text?

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.