theyre going to put a fucking band on me
the ladies love my colourful and bright leg band
i have fathered a disproportionate amount of the local egg population as a result of my colourful and bright leg band
girl help your colorful and bright leg band is disrupting the ornithologists’ data
someone’s mad he doesn’t have a colourful and bright leg band
youre fucking up my statistics
know what else is being fucked?
AAGH AAGH AAGH
#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #birds #the power of science #nsfw text?