parotcardsroxy:

theyre going to put a fucking band on me

parotcardsroxy:

the ladies love my colourful and bright leg band

parotcardsroxy:

i have fathered a disproportionate amount of the local egg population as a result of my colourful and bright leg band

notajerusalemcricket:

girl help your colorful and bright leg band is disrupting the ornithologists’ data

parotcardsroxy:

someone’s mad he doesn’t have a colourful and bright leg band

notajerusalemcricket:

youre fucking up my statistics

professionalchaoticdumbass:

know what else is being fucked?

notajerusalemcricket:

shut

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parotcardsroxy:

AAGH AAGH AAGH


Tags:

#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #birds #the power of science #nsfw text?

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maverick-ornithography:

pelcan Mouth perfec t size for put baby in to n\ap! inside very Soft and Comfort baby sleep soundly put baby in Pelican Mouth. Put Baby In Pelican Mouth. no problems ever in peliccan mouth because good Shape and Support for baby neck weak of big baby head. Apelican Mouth yes a place for a baby put baby in pelican mouth can trust pelican for giveing good love to baby. friend pelican


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#*checks archives* #what the fuck do you mean I’ve never reblogged the pelican-mouth post #unacceptable #Tumblr traditions #that one post with the thing #birds #cannibalism cw

regexkind:

ashitomarisu:

inanua:

normal-horoscopes:

damnit-julian:

isstinna:

BREAKING NEWS

I just learned about a bird species called Golden Plover. Their chicks have an amazing camouflage: their baby fluff resembles MOSS!

LOOK AT THEM! JUST LOOK AT THEM!

…Oh to be a tiny golden plover lying in the moss safe and sound waiting for your mom to bring you some worms…

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@normal-horoscopes

ATTENTION: IT IS NOW TIME FOR MOSS

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Reminds me of the “Tapera Naevia” aka Striped Cuckoo whose chicks look like Pine Cones, so now we have “Moss Birb” and “Pine Cone Birb”

CONIFEROUS BIRB!!!!

@birdblogwhichisforbirds


Tags:

#birds #adorable #camouflage #oh my god