werewolf: a male lycanthrope
wifewolf: a female lycanthrope
willwolf: a voluntary lycanthrope
whiffwolf: a lycanthrope that needs a bath
wellwolf: a creature that it sometimes a wolf and sometimes a water source
wealwolf: a lycanthrope that’s done well for themselves in business
walewolf: a lycanthrope that beats people up instead of biting them
wailwolf: a sad lycanthrope
whalewolf: the terror of the high seas
warwolf: a trebuchet manufactured during the siege on stirling castle
wallwolf: a lycanthrope that’s shy at parties
waswolf: a recovered lycanthrope
wheelwolf: your lycanthrope friend that’s DDing for the night
whizwolf: a lycanthrope that’s gotta take a leak
whirlwolf: a lyncanthrope chasing its own tail
wholewolf: the equivalent of two whalfwolves
whorewolf: a lyncanthrope of negotiable affection
warmwolf: a cozy canine
wormwolf: as in, the wifewolf says to the werewolf, ‘would you still love me if i were a wormwolf?’
#i’m stealing whalewolves for sure #you fuckers with your yacht better watch out (itsbenedict)
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