sigmaleph:

purronronner:

transperceneige:

transperceneige:

in much more interesting news, today at work I got to explore an abandoned 500-year-old castle, seized by the state because of the owner’s massive tax evasion

we spent an hour and half going all over the grounds, I’d never felt so #urbex

just want to point out that we found this door at one point

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WHY

seeing this door makes me feel like i have never truly contemplated the possibilities of doors as a concept, as though a new understanding of what it means to be a door has been forced upon me


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#love the decor fandom


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poipoipoi-2016:

Reopening progress:

300-seat IMAX.

Tenet: 4 people

Kong: 40 people

I saw some bits and pieces of Tenet (at home), and at one point I thought: hmm, so we’ve got

* 2020 movie

* Characters are in a theatre

* Characters are wearing respirators and air tanks

There’s *got* to be a joke in there somewhere, but I’m not quite sure what it is.


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#reply via reblog #illness tw #covid19 #Tenet

nerysvevo:

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this is literally so funny


Tags:

#Ever Given #West Wing #fanfic #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #today in Apocalypse Memes #god they would though

andmaybegayer:

I do wish there were more major video games that embedded original art that was worthwhile in its own right within the game.

Everyone knows that GTA V has TV shows in it but they’re not really interesting on their own, they’re like a less inventive version of South Park that lacks much artistic value because they’re not really meant to be consumed that way, they’re just more set dressing to the video game intended to convey how WaCkY aNd OvEr ThE ToP the whole world of san whatever is I forgot the name already.

I have occasionally thought about what it would be like if GTA V had, playing every in-game friday from 1800 or whatever, an episode of a short original TV show. Commission a proper movie from some art students, compress it down to 720p and stuff it in there, no one will notice the extra gigabyte. Write a couple dozen early-99pi style 10 minute radio shows and have them play sometimes. Just something fully original and largely unrelated to the world. You can have it set within the world, but make it interesting art in its own right.

This is of course a pretty big ask, to put in a thing that can be totally ignored and which perhaps is best ignored, but still, they put that much effort into the utterly inane cartoons that show on GTAV’s TV channels already. There’s a tennis minigame in that thing which I have never actually tried.

I also think it would be funny if like, as you walk around Horizon Zero Dawn, you could collect a complete music review podcast from the year 2047. It already has audio logs. Let Aloy hear about 250 Gecs.


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#games #story ideas I will never write #(…I have been extremely slowly making my way through 99pi in chronological order) #(I wonder what the implicit contrast is here between the 99pi I’m familiar with and late-99pi)

Concept:

thequantumqueer:

The Scottish Play, but it’s set in a fast food restaurant and everyone’s killing each other over who gets to be the manager and its played completely straight

 

thequantumqueer:

McBeth

 

thequantumqueer:

so i just learned that this is already a thing that exists and christopher walken plays macduff, and i desperately need to watch this movie

 

nerd-is-my-noun:

Holy shit. I remember that one. The witches are portrayed by 3 garbagemen and instead of saying “when Birnham Wood to Dunsinane comes”, they say he’ll be defeated “when pigs fly”. This is fulfilled when a police helicopter lands on the roof.

 

thequantumqueer:

H O L Y    S H I T

 

prokopetz:

My favourite thing about this post is folks in the notes going “no, that’s wrong, it was Richard Armitage as Macduff, not Christopher Walken”, then slowly coming to the horrified realisation that there’s actually more than one early 2000s Shakespeare adaptation with this basic premise.

(The one with Walken is 2001′s Scotland, PA, while the one with Armitage is episode two of 2005′s ShakespeaRe-Told, for the curious.)

 

archivesandfeminism:

Y’all have unlocked something in my brain because I completely forgot I watched Scotland, PA in high school


Tags:

#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #Shakespeare #death mention #murder cw? #amnesia cw?

belinsky:

tockthewatchdog:

mattheuphonium:

kim-jong-chill:

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

fabulous 

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

#in honour of they very much did kill jesus day


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#Easter #Christianity #death tw #Tumblr traditions #our roads may be golden or broken or lost

pasture-raised:

 

rideroftherange:

Genius

 

instructor144:

This is GENIUS!

 

biohazerd:

Crows have good memory and communicate too so once word got out that the fruit wasnt the wave they all left it alone, thats cool af

 

matronofthevoid:

i finish tending my garden.

rocks: painted.
raspberry plants: growing.
birds: bamboozled.

i am a successful gardener. 

 

jaoxn:

Hold on gotta go gaslight some birds so my crops will grow better

 

gallusrostromegalus:

The squirrels, unfortunately, are dumb as all shit and will absolutely eat a rock on the off chance it might be a strawberry.  the same rock.  three times a week. and never complain about thier geological misfortune to other squirrels so THOSE squirrels come over and eat rocks too. 

So the Berry Zone will require psychological warfare, physical fortifications and regular dog patrols if I’m going to be able to forage fruits like a marmoset as my heart desires.

 

futureevilscientist:

Come on, give them some credit. Their level of intelligence is irrelevant. Squirrels are made for gnawing through hard things, they’re not gonna be scared of some rock just because it might be an actual rock.


Tags:

#gardening #food #interesting ideas #this probably deserves some warning tag but I am not sure what

sarahseeandersen:

 

runningwolfpup:

toastyglow:

(this is exactly how I felt watching The OC and getting hit in the face with the original Mm Whatcha Say scene)

I was like this with the show Dexter, when they Suprise motherfuckered, it surprised a motherfuckers.


Tags:

#comics #art #memes #relatable #a while back I showed someone the Doctor Who episode that the David Tennant ”I’m not crying‚ it’s just raining on my face” GIF comes from

tanadrin:

God shit like this makes me absolutely rabid for modernity. It used to take year-round work, eight hours a day, to keep even a smallish household in two suits of decent clothes. Fuck nostalgia for the distant past. Fuck nostalgia for, like, three decades ago. Technology is awesome, and industrialization rules.


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#history #yes this #proud citizen of The Future #around the time I first read the linked post I went to a grocery store #and bought two kilograms of salt for eleven minutes’ wages #and I took a moment to appreciate how wondrous that is #(it was even iodised!)