it’s not even subtle, as 2020 approaches my blog is full of these incredibly smug foreshadowing comments, real Pratchettarian bullshit like “don’t worry, a horrifying death is the last thing that will happen to you haha”
This is a misunderstanding, Mr. Argumate. You didn’t cause 2020 by posting, rather, you posted because 2020 would happen – it primed your brain for it.
Unfortunately this phenomenon tends only to happen in a way that can’t be used to act on the information effectively – partly because there are multiple possible futures, and the very effect of the information travelling backwards alters the future, even very minutely.
Ultimately the ability can be cultivated, but it’s really only useful for writing science fiction.
listen have you been committing chronofelonies again?
it’s cool you can tell me i’m not a time cop (:
that’s what you told us the last four loops and in each one you turned out to be a time cop :/
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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #time travel #unreality cw #covid19