I hate the internet. I hate how this poem doesn’t need to be finished but it has 13.9k retweets and 21.1k likes. Everyone knows how this poem ends and I hate it
Violets are Blue
Michael Jackson sang Thriller
😂😂😂😂😂😂
…can someone please explain these to me?
the punchlines are “george bush did 9/11” and “ted cruz is the zodiac killer”
…wait, I thought the first one was something along the lines of “take your dick out for 9/11“. Why mention Harambe otherwise?
(Michael Jackson is probably irrelevant, just an excuse to put “thriller” in, but so many entities could be described as “in heaven” that I figured there must be some reason to choose Harambe specifically.)
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I actually had to infer that the second picture was of Ted Cruz:
“What rhymes with ‘thriller’? Killer–ah, this is a Zodiac Killer joke, which means that must be Ted Cruz.”
The political news I get is so overwhelmingly text-based that even if I weren’t faceblind, I probably still wouldn’t know Ted Cruz on sight.
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#reply via reblog #nsfw text? #poetry #me circa early autumn 2016: ”oh so that’s what Donald Trump’s voice sounds like.” #I did recognise Bush though! #politics mention
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