Most common cause of death in Georgia is Russian invasion…
See Ursula? It is NOT Mothman in WVa
Mothman strongly resembles a small Balrog. I think they’ve just confused their taxonomy.
Mothman doesn’t cause death – he merely presages it! Gosh
Oh no! I will not take by swayed by Moth-apologists! Mothman shows up, people die! The first few times, okay, sure, maaaaybe it’s a coincidence, but once the bridges start falling down, it’s Mothpocalypse Now!
Typhoid Mary thought she was just unlucky, too, but she was directly responsible. When will the world learn that If Mothman does not wash his hands before preparing food….
…wait, I think I got confused there. Um.
Moral of the Story: Mothman Should Not Cater Your Child’s Birthday Party For Multiple Reasons.
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