Brinens and Things

shieldhumanresourcesdept:

pantheraj:

a-walking-accident:

bittergrapes:

 #GREETINGS FAIR MIDGARDIAN #OBSERVE YOUR MATE #NOW MARVEL AT THOR #NOW LOOK AT YOUR MATE #LAMENTATIONS! HE IS NOT THOR #BUT IF HE BE WORTHY AND REFORMS HIS STYLING PRODUCTS OF CHOICE #HE WOULD STILL NOT BE THOR (NAY!) #BUT COULD POSSESS A MANE AS GLORIOUS AS THOR’S #GAZE UPON YOUR FEET #NOW LOOK TO THE COSMOS #YOUR LOCATION HAS CHANGED! #YOU STAND UPON A NAVAL VESSEL WITH THE ASGARDIAN YOUR MIDGARDIAN MATE COULD LIKEN HIMSELF TO #BEHOLD – SOMETHING SHIMMERS IN YOUR HAND! #(MARVEL AT THOR.) #TIS A MOLLUSC AND RARE DELICACY AND WITHIN ITS SHELL LIE TWO PASSES TO YOUR CHOICE OF ENTERTAINMENT #A TRANSFORMATION! YOUR PASSES ARE REGAL GEMSTONES! #ALL IS POSSIBLE WHEN YOUR MATE STYLES HIS MANE AFTER THOR’S #I AM RIDING MY NEPHEW #(ga-ga-ga-ga-ga-ga garnier!) 

Only Avengers thing I will ever post because OMG

that bunch of tags is the best thing in the history of things

CAN WE GET HEMSWORTH TO DO THIS HONESTLY OMG PLEASE

Because … The tags. Yes.

ooc: I now have milk in my sinuses. #I AM RIDING MY NEPHEW    eheheheheheheh

I was thinking Th’oréal when I saw the picture, but this is good too.

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Tags:

#Old Spice Guy #Avengers