Avengers

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miss-ingno:

askvision:

inspired by this post

omg avacadoatlaw did you see this amaze yet??

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#Avengers #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #(I spent a short while with the handwrite-accent-marks and Cyrillic-keyboard modes of Google Translate) #((so glad they added those)) #(and to help you with your own curiosity here is what I found:) #(Steve: ‘You could just let me talk for one second?!’) #(Tony: ‘Fuck you bitch this is not my fault!’) #((this made me laugh again when I started typing it in and realised that the entire first half consists of swearing)) #(Natasha: ‘Can someone give me [couldn’t find the right letters for this word]? Everyone needs to calm down’) #(I think Thor is beyond Google for the moment?) #(Vision is covering up too much of his own speech) #(but the post that inspired this art has him yelling the binary encoding of ‘HELP ME!’) #(I notice that if you click on the OP it shows a different version of this where they’re saying different things) #(but I spent way too long trying to figure out Natasha’s fifth word so I leave that as an exercise for the reader) #language

My favourite part of the AI building scene in Age of Ultron was imagining Eliezer Yudkowsky screaming in the background

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ilzolende:

aguycalledjohn:

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YOU DISCOVERED AN ANCIENT ALIEN AI IN A MYSTERIOUS ARTIFACT AND JUST DOWNLOADED IT INTO A INTERNET CONNECTED COMPUTER!!! WHICH CONTROLS AN ARMY OF ROBOTS!?

IT GOT OUT BECAUSE YOU WEREN’T PAYING ATTENTION! I NEVER THOUGHT THE SOLUTION TO THE AI BOX WOULD BE “WAIT UNTIL THEY HAVE A BIG PARTY”

YOU TOLD THE AI TO MAKE PEACE, WITH NO FURTHER DETAILS, WHAT DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN

then later….

Its okay, we trust this new mysterious AI, because another alien artifact that we don’t understand  said it was worthy? Okay cool…

My main reactions:

This is why red tape exists! It is not just “useless bureaucracy” to have more than two pairs of eyes on an AGI project! You wouldn’t approve an update people you trust wrote to a commercial product that won’t kill people no matter how buggy it is with two people examining the proposed update for a couple hours, and you have two people examine the AGI?

Ah, yes, running a computer with parts from the evil mind-control thing which has been shown to be remotely operable. That’s definitely not a major security problem in that someone could remotely tell it to do stuff that your program didn’t tell it to do.

The simplest and most obvious route to “stop something that humans do” is to get rid of humans. Give it a more interestingly bad utility function, please. Why couldn’t it tile the world with agents that really like tautologies being true?

I really like the OP, especially the line “I NEVER THOUGHT THE SOLUTION TO THE AI BOX WOULD BE “WAIT UNTIL THEY HAVE A BIG PARTY””.

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michaelblume:

thorodinsonsblog:

I STILL DO NOT HAVE THE HEART TO TELL THE MAN OF IRON THAT WITH ALL HIS MIDGARDIAN RICHES THE CURRENCY EXCHANGE TO ASGARDIAN COIN WOULD NARROWLY AMOUNT TO THE WORTH OF MAYBE TWO SACKS OF POTATOES

…So if Tony starts exporting potatoes to Asgard he’ll be vastly richer than he already is? =)

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#Avengers #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #got a point there

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greenbergsays:

Okay but.

Steve needs to have a Swear Jar and every time someone says a profanity in front of him, he just holds it out. The especially bad ones cost two dollars, don’t think Steve will let you get away with that. And this goes on for months and months and when Bucky starts coming around, he notices it. And he also notices how Steve doesn’t swear in front of any of the Avengers.

And when he gets Steve alone, he’s like, “what gives, you’ve got the worst mouth out of anyone I know.”

And Steve, with a perfectly innocent expression, says, “they made assumptions, Buck. I think those assumptions should at least buy a new bike, don’t you?”

And Bucky just stares at him, awed, like, “I forgot how fucking devious you are.”

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comparativelysuperlative:

unstampableface:

fruk-ya:

Ok so my brother got this Marvel poster book and I thought it looked pretty cool so I decided to check it out

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I was laughing at this one for hours

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I love how in character these all are

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what even is this book

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thIS IS WHERE I LOST MY SHIT

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url: UnstampableFace

Secret strength: unstampable

Secret weakness: face

Secret strength: superlative.

Secret weakness: only comparatively superlative.

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zorekryk:

sestras-before-mestras:

Imagine Clint Barton complaining about how fucking cold it was in Iowa when he gets back from his farm

and Tony just ‘You think you know cold??? I grew up in New York’ 

and Natasha’s like ‘You think you know cold??? Fuck you i’m russian. I know true cold.’

And then Steve’s like ‘..Well I hate to burst your bubble, Tash but…’

and bucky just glares

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allofthefeelings:

thesaddestavenger:

I decided that Tony got fed up with the lack of tasteless Chanukkah tee shirts and bought Old Navy out so he could get them mass market printed.

Then he just replaced all the contents of everyone’s tee shirt drawers.

BREAKTHROUGHS IN ENERGY EFFICIENCY WHILE TRAPPED IN CAVES.

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MCU HALLOWEEN HEADCANONS

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captainofalltheships:

  • bruce dressing as bones and tony being appalled they didn’t coordinate so he could make pepper spock and himself kirk
  • tony being further appalled when pepper comes as spock
  • sam going as aang which was just an excuse to keep his wings and fly around half-shirtless which wasn’t part of the original character design sam
  • tony just wearing his suit but everybody stops asking him about it after the second time he blasts marvin gaye and says that he is ‘sexy iron man’
  • rhodey not agreeing to go as sexy war machine for that exact reason
  • he goes as sexy nick fury and that’s all fine and well until there’s a deep voice behind him asking what improvements he thinks he’s made
  • natasha pulling clint into doing elaborate couples’ costumes with her
  • natasha going as a dragon and clint as daenerys
  • if he isn’t addressed as khaleesi nat hissing and flapping her arms around while he shouts i am the mother of dragons
  • darcy going as mr. darcy just to fuck with people who ask her who she’s dressed as and then her name
  • t’challa dressing as robin hood and getting immediately challenged by a very tall and tipsy daenerys to an archery competition
  • steve and thor deciding to switch costumes for the night but mjolnir gets mixed up with prop!mjolnir and nobody realizes until steve is bored and whirls the hammer around propelling himself through a wall
  • jane going as a jedi because she had a light-saber already and bathrobes make perfectly good last minute costumes

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