schmergo:

Isn’t it suspicious that the sexiest man alive is always already a celebrity? I feel like they’re really not plumbing the depths in their research.

Like, imagine if you got the Sexiest Man Alive edition of People and your orthodontist was on the front cover and you were like, “Oh PHEW, I guess I’m not the only one who sees it.”


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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #(although really if you *must* declare a Sexiest Man Alive doing it to a celebrity seems like the humane thing to do) #(better than dragging some poor bastard *into* celebrity over it) #nsfw text?

asexualactivities:

Working on this Want/Will/Won’t/Curious list thing and I’m realizing that it’s complicated and that I might need something as complex as tax software to get it all set up right.

  • Did you or your partner own a penis on January 1, 2020?
  • Please list the areas where you do NOT want to be massaged (Check all that apply).
  • Do you currently own a rope?  Owning a rope may make you eligible to participate in certain activities.

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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #sexuality and lack thereof #nsfw text?

on why the lindworm had to be turned into a human

glumshoe:

“ooh the shepherd’s daughter turning the lindworm prince into a human is so cowardly, monsterfuckery 2k20” 

No, no, no. It’s actually not about monsterfucking this time. It’s about politics. She knew exactly what she was doing and it wasn’t about attraction. The royal family was obviously desperate if they were inviting peasant women to marry the crown prince, and with other people’s desperation comes the opportunity to push your own agenda. 

Keep reading


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#meta #fairy tales #dragon #interesting #nsfw text?

obsle:

There’s either no sexting on Discworld because all faster-than-postal communication must be manually encoded by a human (or other species) person, or there IS sexting and some poor clacks operator midway to Pseudopolis is out here Suffering like, broo…not again bro… just send her a letter, bro… a letter in the —ing mail…


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#Discworld #headcanons #nsfw text? #I didn’t actually laugh aloud but it still amused me enough to reblog

mrtalentrubyourtentaclesonmyart:

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A fun sciencey set up for an AU I’ve been kicking around for a while. It’s basically just a Gravity Falls/Invader Zim crossover.

I’m calling it Camp Mystery, or Camp Mystery AU.


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#crossovers #nsfw text? #Gravity Falls #Invader Zim #comic #art #fanart #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #(”unless…it doesn’t”)

Anonymous asked; I’m ace (and libido-less) but the whole aces with kinks/fetishes thing has always been hard for me to wrap my brain around. Is it just a sex drive/libido thing? Is it more of a fascination/appreciation? I’d enjoy a topic on that so I could learn and better support my fellow aces!

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brin-bellway:

asexualactivities:

One way I’ve heard it explained is that it’s not necessarily about sex at all. It’s often more about the power dynamics, the role play, things like that.

However, I personally have no experience with any of that, so would anyone who is more involved care to field this one?

*

I had an anon ask me a very similar question a few years back. Here’s what I told them.


Tags:

#asexuality #reply via reblog #sexuality and lack thereof #nsfw text? #is the blue I see the same as the blue you see

Anonymous asked: I’m ace (and libido-less) but the whole aces with kinks/fetishes thing has always been hard for me to wrap my brain around. Is it just a sex drive/libido thing? Is it more of a fascination/appreciation? I’d enjoy a topic on that so I could learn and better support my fellow aces!

asexualactivities:

One way I’ve heard it explained is that it’s not necessarily about sex at all. It’s often more about the power dynamics, the role play, things like that.

However, I personally have no experience with any of that, so would anyone who is more involved care to field this one?

*


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#zeroth degree asks #nsfw text?


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draconian-rex:

Since a bunch of you are seemingly into tall, skinny dudes with questionable fashion choices, I present your next crush:

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Mr. Mint ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

senpatriarch:

Hey can you kill me real quick? I don’t want to see this get out of hand

 

polararts:

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Yeah, okay.

 

robotlyra:

I love how everyone’s all like “tumblr” when actually Candyland had canonical “sexy redesigns” in 2013

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This idea of … sexy guy might skew a little camp, I’ve hardly seen that stop anyone

Lord Licorice though…

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Hold on to your steampunk, cybergoth panties, folks.

 

catbountry:

WHAT

 

sandwichprotector:

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HELLO?????????????

 

sweetpotatertotowo:

IGNORE MY LAST TWO POSTS

SMSLSKSSKSKSNZKSN

 

furbearingbrick:

reading this post is like being punched in a million directions at once


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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #nsfw text? #death mention #this probably deserves some other warning tag but I am not sure what

cawcawoedipus:

witchofeindor:

Hebrew: ‘This one verb is used to mean 10 different things, I’m an economical language like that, good luck figuring out what this verb means each time’

Also Hebrew: *Has about 8 different words meaning ‘lion’*

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I feel like every single person deserves to read OP’s tags cause fuck they are accurate.

Also like…

Hebrew: every single word is heavily gendered and there are Very Strict Rules for gendering every word and number and shit

Also Hebrew: these words SOUND like they’re female words, you will gender them like female words, and you will be WRONG.

Also also Hebrew: except for knives and the sun. These two can be whatever gender you like. And everyone will argue because they’re sure only their gendering is right.


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#language #nsfw text? #I didn’t actually laugh aloud but it still amused me enough to reblog

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no-chill-at-all:

 

ablackgirldaydreaming:

Yea

 

tittytaytay:

same

 

ms-splendiferous:

load up the playlist and spend the days writing and…praying

 

cheshiretiffy:

Let’s see…. 6 months of quiet and beautiful scenery to earn more money than anyone in the history of my family has ever seen?

Gee…

 

justice-turtle:

is food delivered? do I have access to my meds? can I bring friends? is there cell phone service in emergencies (eg I fall off a scenic cliff)? are there any social opportunities in meatspace or am I just in solitary for six months? what sort of library does the house have? can I leave to go shopping, or do I have to order shit like shampoo and craft supplies delivered too? are my living expenses coming out of the million dollars, who’s paying for them?

*always gets tied up in the logistics of that sort of thing* (also people go literally crazy without human contact for extended periods)

 

brin-bellway:

Everything JT said (except I’m not on meds). Additionally, you said no internet and TV. Does that mean I can have a computer as long as it has no internet access? If so, how much preparation time do I have to stock this computer with entertainment supplies? (Can I use external hard drives for more space?) Does non-streaming video count as TV? If videos still count as TV even when locally stored, is that all videos, or just videos that have also aired on television networks? (I’m pretty okay with no video at all for six months, but I’m asking anyway on principle.)

And JT, why limit cell phone service to emergencies? Limit data service to emergencies, sure, but technically nobody said anything about not being able to call people. (I’m less sure about texting, since as we learned recently texting is, for most practical purposes, the same thing as email.)

Also, 1 million what?

 

justice-turtle:

Well, I was figuring non-emergency phone service would probably be landline, in keeping with the last-century feel of the challenge. There’d have to be something of the sort if we were supposed to stay in or near the house and couldn’t use the internet to order food/shampoo/etc. (If we had a car and were allowed to go into town for shopping, social meetups, etc, a phone might be less necessary, although since I’m always googling the hours of places, a phone and up-to-date phone book would probably still be needed to *set up* meetups, shopping, etc.)

And yeah, 1 million what? If it was buttons, rupees, or pieces of landscaping gravel, it might not be nearly as valuable as it sounds if we assume dollars; if it was British pounds, gold ingots, or tons of weapons-grade uranium, then assuming the ability to convert it to a usable local currency, it could be considerably more valuable.

A computer with no internet access would probably be allowed – at least, I bet a lot of the people talking about writing are thinking in those terms (I sure as hell ain’t writing longhand for six months) – and would be hella useful for writing, or indeed transcribing if I downloaded all current episodes of the podcast ahead of time; my guess would be that all video counts as “TV” and is therefore disallowed.

It’d be more work than sucking a dick for a billion dollars or getting shot in the leg for ten million, apropos of other similar “challenges”, but if living expenses are paid it could be a nice change. ^_^

 

stealthbaguette:

OBVIOUSLY YOU’LL BE REWARDED ONE MILLION INTERNETS AS YOU’VE BEEN DEPRIVED OF THE INTERNETS WHILE IN THERE.


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#(May 2016) #conversational aglets #fun with loopholes #(stumbled across this one today)