Isn’t it suspicious that the sexiest man alive is always already a celebrity? I feel like they’re really not plumbing the depths in their research.
Like, imagine if you got the Sexiest Man Alive edition of People and your orthodontist was on the front cover and you were like, “Oh PHEW, I guess I’m not the only one who sees it.”
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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #(although really if you *must* declare a Sexiest Man Alive doing it to a celebrity seems like the humane thing to do) #(better than dragging some poor bastard *into* celebrity over it) #nsfw text?
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