anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog

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bogleech:

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library-seraph:

tomatoluvr69:

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@titleknown POST THE VIDEO

There’s multiple of them actually!

{{ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5X4N2exOsU }}

{{ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbiioBFkD_Q }}

If you think you know what these videos will be like you’re wrong, they must have taken DAYS of careful editing

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#oh my god #music #Sesame Street #juxtaposition #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #I think overall I like the juxtaposition of the first one better #(the second *song* is better‚ but Cookie Monster swearing just feels wrong) #but shoutout to ”left‚ right‚ left” and ”I was a chef” #also‚ what Benedict said #(”incredibly impressive lip syncing job here”) #(”how do you even have the kind of knowledge necessary to pick out scenes with the right timing”) #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

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aweega:

aweega:

are you in a good headspace to receive my triple barrage hell nightmare skeleton attack right now.

its ok if nows not a good time

#quesadilla telepathy

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#high context jokes #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #A Rental Car Takes a Left Down Rake Street and Disappears #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

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comparativelysuperlative:

The Goncharov remake we deserve

  1. The announcement that Columbia Pictures will be releasing a remake of Martin Scorcese’s Goncharov is met with public bewilderment and Tumblr cheers.
  2. Everyone on This Here Webbed Site cannot contain the anticipation. The trailer is argued about. Tickets are purchased. Droves are showed up in. Money is made.
  3. Opening day, the first lucky crowd watches as the scene fades in. Title screen plays.
  4. Morbius.

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#Goncharov #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

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rustingbridges:

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productivity is down at the post factory for another year

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however sales remain dominated by one post

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we are under investigation from the SEC for wash trading. here’s to another year on tunglr dot com

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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #Tumblr: a User’s Guide #(sort of) #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

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ynngaa:

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Javert who?

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#Star Trek #DS9 #art #fanart #comics #juxtaposition #recursion #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #stalking cw? #(I think on the whole I will not give this a nsfw-image tag) #(even though that closeup on Quark’s ear is kind of‚ uh‚ concerning‚ in context) #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

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panlight:

Right before BD the book came out there was a leak of a few pages referring to a “Nessie” that was, somehow, Bella and Edward’s daughter.

I was only a ~casual fan at the time, but I remember 24 hours or so of Twilight fans trying to figure out what “Nessie” was short for, and everyone kind of settled on “Agnes” which means something like ‘pure’ or ‘holy’ but someone suggested also meant ‘lamb.’

Everyone was so mad at how “ugly” and “old fashioned” ‘Agnes’ was, although it had some defenders who said it made sense Bella and Edward especially would pick an old-fashioned name.

Then the book came out and everyone found out what Nessie was actually short for.

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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #Twilight #names #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

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staff:

Happy 45th birthday to Dean Winchester, and goodbye to Tumblr Live. 

In the spirit of how we’ve all come to communicate the news here on Tumblr dot com, here’s this: As of today, January 24, 2024, Tumblr Live no longer exists.

What does this mean?

The Tumblr Live marquee will no longer appear at the top of your dashboards, the Live icon will be removed, and the snooze option will disappear from your settings. You will no longer be able to go live or watch streams.

Questions?

Here’s an FAQ we’ve prepared for any questions you might have regarding your Live accounts and credits. If you have questions or concerns about this decision, email us at livesupport@tumblr.com, and we’ll send you some answers.

Thank you to all the streamers who joined us on this journey. We’ve very much enjoyed watching your LEGO building, wildlife streams, and live draws. And happy birthday, Dean.

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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #(I don’t really care about Tumblr Live either way) #(but that *is* a great opener) #The Great Tumblr Apocalypse #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

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guerrillatech:

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an-autistic-with-personhood:

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synebluetoo:

Why would you hide that in the notes

 

katy-l-wood:

I want an ice maker and enough room in the freezer for a pizza and that is IT.

 

libraford:

I want the dumbest fridge you got. Gimme the orange tabby of refrigeration. I want my fridge to pull the wrong lever and turn my enemies into llamas instead of killing them. I want the following features: keeps things cold, has compartment that keeps things colder, a door that opens and shuts.

 

abronzeagegod:

“Here at Stupid Jeff’s Dumb Appliance Warehouse we sell the dumbest fucking appliances. Check out this fridge. This fridge won’t ask you about your day, this dumb fucking fridge doesn’t know what an Elon Musk is and won’t fucking tell you what bullshit that dumb monkey is slapping into his phone today when you try to get some fucking milk. We took out all those “smart” electronics and in their place we put a loaded Glock 9mm that is put right up to that light that turns on when you open the door, which is the smartest thing in this fucking stupid fridge and let me tell you that fucker is on thin goddamn ice, if it gets too smart and tries to turn on before you open that door, the Glock will blow it to hell. Speaking of ice, this stupid fridge makes it. It makes ice, it keeps things cold, it comes with shelves. It’s sturdy enough that when your ex comes back to your place looking for their stuff that they think they left behind like nine months ago and they know that you don’t have it, but they wanted an excuse to come start a fight with you and throw a chair at your head but miss you and hit your fridge MICHAEL, this fridge will keep trucking because it gives zero shits and it only lives to keep things cold. Come to Stupid Jeff’s Dumb Appliance Warehouse, if you ask us if we have an app, we break your kneecaps.“

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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #(I don’t even want an ice maker‚ personally) #(never had an ice maker and never felt the lack) #(and I hear it’s usually by far the earliest part of the fridge to fail) #101 Uses for Infrastructureless Computers #violence cw? #this probably deserves some other warning tag but I am not sure what #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

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zaftikat:

With that robotgirl post going around, I think it’s time to remind you pervs of something important.

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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #sexuality and lack thereof #nsfw text #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

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phantomrose96:

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Cant have fucking shit in Detroit

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phantomrose96:

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phantomrose96:

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Cant have shit

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phantomrose96:

Okay so door saga

  • The only way into my building is through the front door which locks itself when closed. There’s a back entrance but it’s deadbolted from the inside. This means the only people who can get into the building are me, my cat sitter with the spare keys, and the people living in the other two units.
  • The door to MY unit now… has no doorknob. Impossible to get in.
  • There is a shared BACK hallway that leads to the shared basement/back entrance. My back door into this hall is always deadbolted. EXCEPT, fortuitously, right now, since neighbor (Molly) in unit 2 had heard Patches meowing when alone and offered to spend some time with her, so I had the cat sitter unlock the bolt.
  • This, LUCKILY, means there is A Way into my unit. But it requires getting into the building, then going THROUGH my neighbors’ unit into the back hall, then up to my unit.
  • Cat sitter is effectively locked out from Patches, and won’t be able to get in if not fixed by the next day.
  • Text neighbor about predicament. They’re willing to look at my door bUT (it’s Christmas) they’re not home and not getting home until the next day.
  • Next day, text for an update but hear nothing. (Neighbors aren’t attached to their phones much). Communicate with catsitter saying “okay if I don’t hear back from neighbors, maybe you go over and I contact a locksmith who you can let in?” (since cat sitter has the keys to the building)
  • Catsitter is very not keen on the idea
  • Patches is unaware she’s a prisoner.
  • Hear back from neighbors. Say they should be home around 5pm.
  • Okay… Good Enough… (Patches graze-feeds so Luckily she hasn’t missed any meals but we’re going on 24 hours of house arrest Patches).
  • 6pm comes. 7pm comes. 7:40pm I text asking for an update. Nothing.
  • 8:30pm I’m figuring out what friends I can call to break into my own house. Text neighbor again and notice this text doesn’t go through.
  • Text neighbor’s partner being like “hey sorry, can’t seem to reach Molly–”. Get a text back “Sorry this is Molly on David’s phone! My phone died.” Family Christmas plans ran late but they’re on their way back and will be home soon. Thank goodness.
  • 9pm-ish, they get back, give Patches attention and top up her food. I get a text “David fixed your door!” Woo!
  • Friday 5pm I finally get home
  • Lugging my suitcase up three flights of stairs while I hear Patches meowing like a dying Victorian child
  • Shoes off coat off suitcase down fish out keys unlock door grab doorknob
  • …Doorknob falls off
  • Falls off right into my hands
  • Staring at doorknob. Staring at door. Patches meowing. Shove doorknob against door like an idiot and no it does not go back on.
  • Fucking
  • Go down flight of stairs, knock on Molly and David’s door. David is luckily home. “My doorknob fell off again can I go home”
  • David lets me in. I scoot past their dogs and apparently I startled the more nervous one since she apparently tried to nip at me but I didn’t even notice because I’m like my cat.
  • Get in through the back hall.
  • Patches comes bounding over.
  • My cat.
  • Doesn’t even know she was a prisoner.
  • Doesn’t even know what a doorknob is.
  • Later that night receive a text from neighbor apologizing for the dog and I’m like “I Did Not Even Notice.”
  • Any attempt to leave my house now is perilous until I fix the doorknob.
  • Can’t even leave my door cracked open because I know Patches is gonna shove her stupid little face through it and become the opposite of a prisoner.
  • I wanna go buy a reeces peanut butter cup but by god it’s not worth the risk
  • I’m gonna try to fix the doorknob
  • Or… buy? a new doorknob?
  • On Amazon searching “doorknob”.
  • Merry Christmas

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phantomrose96:

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You are completely right because I have now investigated the knob and can confirm the screw holding the knob to bar was loose. I have tightened the screw and it SEEMS fixed but I’m very Fool Me Once on this since my neighbor also thought they’d fixed it.

There is a Home Depot trip in my future. Or maybe an online purchase if Patches would get off my laptop

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phantomrose96:

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Merry Christmas I hope I know how to install a doorknob

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phantomrose96:

Complication. Doorknob is here and I tried to install it, but because my door is older than God, the latch-majig (technical term) is offset like an inch higher than the knob. Modern doorknob has the latch LEVEL with the knob.

To swap in the new knob I’d need to cut a new knob-hole an inch higher in the door which

  1. With what tools
  2. That would leave an unused gaping doorknob-sized hole in my door which any robber the size of a weasel or smaller will use to rob my home. I don’t need fucking Redwall in my home.
  3. Probably bad for the integrity of the door
  4. I don’t wanna.

I think what I really want is just the knob like above tags said. Like the knob and the rectangular bar, which I can substitute in for my stripped-bare knob and rectangle bar. I WOULD do this with the new knob, but it’s got two welded-on spokes poking out from the knob.

I can maybe drill two holes for the spokes in my door…?

(Squinting at shitty amazon listings trying to see if any knobs don’t have the two spokes)

(I think the two spokes might be standard.)

Developing new respect for Jesus (carpenter).

In the meantime, because I’d already unscrewed a lot of things I DID take the genius action of flipping my current doorknob around.

This way the side that causes problems is on the INSIDE.

Doorknob fall of while INSIDE house significantly better than doorknob fall off while OUTSIDE.

I’m retightening all the screws.

Patches has offered no solutions.

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phantomrose96:

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So it does!

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Never heard the term “spindle doorknob” before so I never would have found this on my own.

They’re also all labeled “vintage” which extra feels right since my door predates the Cambrian Explosion.

Crowdsourcing my door fix on Tumblr dot com! Doorknob 2.0 is ordered.

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phantomrose96:

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At least 4,000 but we still got time

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#storytime #domesticity #the more you know #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #embarrassment squick? #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once