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The Goncharov remake we deserve

1. The announcement that Columbia Pictures will be releasing a remake of Martin Scorcese’s Goncharov is met with public bewilderment and Tumblr cheers.
2. Everyone on This Here Webbed Site cannot contain the anticipation. The trailer is argued about. Tickets are purchased. Droves are showed up in. Money is made.
3. Opening day, the first lucky crowd watches as the scene fades in. Title screen plays.
4. Morbius.

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#Goncharov #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once