deannatroiss:

 

twice-five-miles:

twice-five-miles:

Tell me these aren’t their threesome pitch faces.  You can’t.

I bet they even have a powerpoint ready to go.

“Why You Should Have Sex With Us”

  • we’re adorable
  • google “ethical sluts tv tropes” if you want to check our references
  • we haven’t been brainwashed to spread crazy sex games around the ship in like, two whole years
  • that’s all in the past
  • seriously we couldn’t be cuter
  • franchise opportunities available

Tags:

#Star Trek #TNG #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog

ramblingredrose asked: Carolina and York, please? :D

eponymous-rose:

Do you love/hate/don’t feel strongly about this character?

Big fan of both of ‘em!

What’s your favorite trait of this character?

Carolina: Recently it’s been the unexpectedly warm sense of humor. Leadership stuff, before things really fell apart.

York: Utterly impractical and sometimes obnoxious idealism is very important to me.

What’s your favorite moment/event involving this character?

Carolina: Her reappearance in s12 was great. The chase scene in Spiral. When she kept putting herself between Tex and Connie in their final fight. “Hey, if York says he’s good, then he’s good.”

York: Love his interactions with Tex. The three-on-one fight. The integration with Delta. “Does saying sorry count as something? …guess not.”

If you could have one power/attribute/etc. of this character, what would it be?

Carolina: I mean, that level of martial arts would be friggin’ amazing.

York: I could probably stand to be a little more gregarious.

Have you ever pictured this character naked?

Well, uh.

When did you fall in love/hate with this character? I you don’t have any strong feelings toward them, why not?

Carolina: First friggin’ appearance—more specifically, the banter with 479er.

York: I think I missed Out of Mind the first time around. So probably his growing sense of resignation during the training fight with Tex.

Who’s your OTP for this character?

I find them really interesting together, of course! I also really really really ship Carolina with South, 479er, and Kimball. York/Tex is a major thing that keeps popping up in my head, and York/North seems neat, too.

Also, y’know. Carolina/happiness. York/being alive. The usual.


Tags:

#Red vs Blue #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #’York/being alive’ #though I liked the rest of it too #and I understood like two-thirds of it! #(Red vs Blue progress: finished S9) #(though it’s going to be hard to find time to watch more) #(because it turns out Daily Planet took a break from their break to do Shark Week) #(and the break ends August 25th) #(I may need to start watching Red vs Blue outside Designated Video-Watching Time if I’m to finish sometime this year)

birdghost:

person: so where did you learn html?

me: not…. neopets…


Tags:

#Neopets #HTML #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #learning HTML from Neopets is nothing to be ashamed of #my HTML is a combination of Neopets #an actual honest-to-God held-in-meatspace-and-everything HTML class #and blog comment threads #mostly the last one

othertonguesotherflesh:

maoismkills:

othertonguesotherflesh:

postracialcomments:

DO NOT GO ON THE OPFERGUSON (dot) com website!!!!!

There are several reports stating that it is a trap

lmao the fucking honeypot website is so fake and bad

“click this button to unleash MAXIMUM HACKER TERROR on the police, military, and government. MAXIMUM HACKER TERROR is only a click away.”

how fucking dumb do they think we are

OpFerguson Select Your Target

Hacking in Progress


Tags:

#Ferguson #flashing gif #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #excellent use of gif #mockery

eponymous-rose:

Friend: Hey, when’s the last time you went to a baseball game?

Me: Well, uh, never, actually–

Friend: Wrong, we’re going tonight.

Me: Oh! Sure! I’ll, uh. I’ll bring some peanuts and–

Friend: No.

Me: –crackerjack?

Friend: No.


Tags:

#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #baseball #baseball confuses me greatly #at least hockey is mostly just ‘put the thing in the thing and you get a point’ #so I was able to mostly understand what was going on when my own friends dragged me to a hockey game #(though among the things I didn’t understand was a critical thing that caused their team to merely tie instead of lose)

sarahworm:

bowserfucker:

oknope:

imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told 

IDK what kind of lives you all are leading, but this sounds like the boringest shit. “Yes I sent that email.” “Yeah, I like your outfit.” “I was sick.” “My mom said no” “No I wasn’t crying.” “Yes I read the Terms of Service”

“Yeah dad I’m doing homework right now” “ummm I’ve only seen some of that show” “yeah I watched it on hulu or something legal”


Tags:

#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #’yes I read the Terms of Service’

Then and Now (iv): Seating Arrangements

gloriousunderstanding:

SEASON 1

janeway: greetings gentlemen how is breakfast

harry: breakfast is fine ma’am

tom: yes thank you for asking ma’am

janeway: well have a fine meal and i’ll see you on the bridge

tom: yes captain

harry: good bye captain

harry:

harry: we should have asked her to sit with us, she looked lonely

tom: she’s the captain, if she wanted to sit with us she would’ve asked

harry: that’s a silly rule

 

SEASON 7

janeway: this is the mess hall right

tom: idk i only got here because b’elanna gave me a site to site

tom: that was some party last night

harry: anyway have a seat we saved you the window chair

janeway: why is the chair moving

harry: i think you’re a little hungover

janeway: nonsense i’m irish

tom: whose party even was that

janeway: idk can you make the chair stop moving please

harry: i still can’t believe you did six jagerbombs

tom: was it really six

harry: yeah but captain’s bathtub gin was what did everyone in

janeway: do you know how hard it is to make homebrew moonshine in a sonic shower

tom: you always go to 11 for us and we appreciate that

janeway: so what kind of godforsaken slop are they serving this morning

harry: here i already replicated you some pancakes

janeway: praise god, i’m this close to promoting you right now

harry: really??

janeway: haha no jk

tom: oh man should i call the doctor for that burn

harry:

harry: can you maybe sit somewhere else today


Tags:

#Star Trek #Voyager #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #ooh a Voyager Then and Now I haven’t seen before! #these are always hilarious