Friend: Hey, when’s the last time you went to a baseball game?
Me: Well, uh, never, actually–
Friend: Wrong, we’re going tonight.
Me: Oh! Sure! I’ll, uh. I’ll bring some peanuts and–
Friend: No.
Me: –crackerjack?
Friend: No.
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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #baseball #baseball confuses me greatly #at least hockey is mostly just ‘put the thing in the thing and you get a point’ #so I was able to mostly understand what was going on when my own friends dragged me to a hockey game #(though among the things I didn’t understand was a critical thing that caused their team to merely tie instead of lose)
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