Tell me these aren’t their threesome pitch faces. You can’t.
I bet they even have a powerpoint ready to go.
“Why You Should Have Sex With Us”
- we’re adorable
- google “ethical sluts tv tropes” if you want to check our references
- we haven’t been brainwashed to spread crazy sex games around the ship in like, two whole years
- that’s all in the past
- seriously we couldn’t be cuter
- franchise opportunities available
#Star Trek #TNG #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog