sarahworm:

bowserfucker:

oknope:

imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told 

IDK what kind of lives you all are leading, but this sounds like the boringest shit. “Yes I sent that email.” “Yeah, I like your outfit.” “I was sick.” “My mom said no” “No I wasn’t crying.” “Yes I read the Terms of Service”

“Yeah dad I’m doing homework right now” “ummm I’ve only seen some of that show” “yeah I watched it on hulu or something legal”


Tags:

#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #’yes I read the Terms of Service’

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