gloriousunderstanding:

SEASON 1

janeway: greetings gentlemen how is breakfast

harry: breakfast is fine ma’am

tom: yes thank you for asking ma’am

janeway: well have a fine meal and i’ll see you on the bridge

tom: yes captain

harry: good bye captain

harry:

harry: we should have asked her to sit with us, she looked lonely

tom: she’s the captain, if she wanted to sit with us she would’ve asked

harry: that’s a silly rule

 

SEASON 7

janeway: this is the mess hall right

tom: idk i only got here because b’elanna gave me a site to site

tom: that was some party last night

harry: anyway have a seat we saved you the window chair

janeway: why is the chair moving

harry: i think you’re a little hungover

janeway: nonsense i’m irish

tom: whose party even was that

janeway: idk can you make the chair stop moving please

harry: i still can’t believe you did six jagerbombs

tom: was it really six

harry: yeah but captain’s bathtub gin was what did everyone in

janeway: do you know how hard it is to make homebrew moonshine in a sonic shower

tom: you always go to 11 for us and we appreciate that

janeway: so what kind of godforsaken slop are they serving this morning

harry: here i already replicated you some pancakes

janeway: praise god, i’m this close to promoting you right now

harry: really??

janeway: haha no jk

tom: oh man should i call the doctor for that burn

harry:

harry: can you maybe sit somewhere else today

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#Star Trek #Voyager #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #ooh a Voyager Then and Now I haven’t seen before! #these are always hilarious