Brinens and Things

cipheramnesia:

Lakes and graveyards are very similar in that if you detonate a large explosion inside either one a lot of dead bodies come to the surface.

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geekandmisandry:

Hi, um. How is being the necromancer’s apprentice going for you OP?

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cipheramnesia:

You want I should raise dead, I raise dead, no problem. You want banish dead, no problem, have plenty more nitro. I do this, ten minutes.

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dee-the-red-witch:

CHUNKY STEW IS NOT BANISHMENT.

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amnesia:

Chunky stew, very bad necromancer. We banish, no problem, no chunks. I give you number of cousin Yvgeny. Will power wash house, very good prices. No other necromancer does this for you.

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geekandmisandry:

Is….is…is Yvgeny….alive?

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cipheramnesia:

Eh. Is alive enough.

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the-real-seebs:

i somehow had heard “no other necromancer does this for you” without picking up the whole context, so i went searching. i am not disappointed.

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Tags:

#that one post with the thing #storytime #I didn’t actually laugh aloud but it still amused me enough to reblog #death tw? #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once