I didn't actually laugh aloud but it still amused me enough to reblog

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cipheramnesia:

Lakes and graveyards are very similar in that if you detonate a large explosion inside either one a lot of dead bodies come to the surface.

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geekandmisandry:

Hi, um. How is being the necromancer’s apprentice going for you OP?

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cipheramnesia:

You want I should raise dead, I raise dead, no problem. You want banish dead, no problem, have plenty more nitro. I do this, ten minutes.

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dee-the-red-witch:

CHUNKY STEW IS NOT BANISHMENT.

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amnesia:

Chunky stew, very bad necromancer. We banish, no problem, no chunks. I give you number of cousin Yvgeny. Will power wash house, very good prices. No other necromancer does this for you.

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geekandmisandry:

Is….is…is Yvgeny….alive?

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cipheramnesia:

Eh. Is alive enough.

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the-real-seebs:

i somehow had heard “no other necromancer does this for you” without picking up the whole context, so i went searching. i am not disappointed.

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#that one post with the thing #storytime #I didn’t actually laugh aloud but it still amused me enough to reblog #death tw? #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

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jdragsky:

fuck it. wisemind time

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jdragsky:

my vascralite best friend got in an arguemnt with me about wisemind

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jdragsky:

heres some more i found

Keep reading

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#it’s time once again for Stories Told Through Memes #Wisemind #storytime #I didn’t actually laugh aloud but it still amused me enough to reblog #this probably deserves some warning tag but I am not sure what #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

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yumantimatter:

squareallworthy:

caprice-nisei-enjoyer:

floofshy:

As you know, you can make writers lives easier by doing unnecessary exposition scenes in real life, thereby making them realistic.

Thank you for making this post on the hip social media site that we frequent at this point in our lives. I’m reblogging it both because it’s funny and because I consider us friends

Yes, in the early 21st century we often consider people we only interact with over social media as friends, even if we have never met them in real life. And that’s why I have not only reblogged this post, but also liked it (by clicking a button with my mouse).

I am reblogging this post (that means sharing it to my personal blog so more people can see it btw) from my mobile phone! So I am not clicking any buttons with a mouse but rather using my fingers to touch the displayed images of buttons on the phone’s screen, which is descriptively called a “touchscreen”.

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#I didn’t actually laugh aloud but it still amused me enough to reblog #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

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inoppositionflorien:

I’d be great at violence and other crimes, I’d like to think. If that was a job, I mean.

Unfortunately the legal jobs that get characterized often as being “violence and crimes as a job” contain very little violence and crimes by weight and also have a degree of forced conformity that I don’t think I’d do well with. So I guess we’ll never know if I’d be good at them.

The point is I think museums should legally be able to assemble heist teams to heist other museums’s shit. This could solve essentially no problems, create many new ones, and destroy a bunch of priceless artifacts, but also it would be very funny and those priceless artifacts were stupid anyway.

In fact I think museums should all be allowed to steal anything from anywhere if they can get away with it, and it should be very easy to legally become a museum, with the main conditions being you can’t sell your collection and have to display some percentage (maybe 5 or 10%?) of it where it can be seen by the public (for at most a small fee, maybe like $20 tops). Heist wars. “Come to the Guggenheim, we stole davinci’s older, better woman-with-an-emotion painting and threw the Mona Lisa in the trash like the trash it is.” “Welcome to the National Museum of Brazil, featuring three insects and a bust from the British museum, one of the Benin Bronzes, the liberty bell, Two Thirds of Bill Paldorski from the US’s vinyl collection, and a terracotta soldier replica we made because the one we had got heisted by the Museum of Gabon. Also some stuff from Brazil, but you’re not here for that.” “Welcome to the Monument Museum. We were founded three years ago specifically to display the Statue of Liberty, and six days ago, as you may have heard, we successfully heisted it. It will be available for public viewing after we’ve reassembled it. In the meantime check out our Battle of May Island memorial stone and Minaret of Sinan Pasha Mosque, both of which we heisted for practice”

This would clearly be a superior world to live in.

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#story ideas I will never write #I didn’t actually laugh aloud but it still amused me enough to reblog #((this amusement not to be taken as expressing an opinion regarding the statement itself)) #this probably deserves some warning tag but I am not sure what #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

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demilypyro:

demilypyro:

I’m glad Tumblr is mostly lesbians nowadays cause I wouldn’t be able to stand another year of people trying to convince me this miles edgeworth looking mfer is attractive

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You what

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#oh is *that* what that guy they’ve been writing porn about looks like? #sexuality and lack thereof #I didn’t actually laugh aloud but it still amused me enough to reblog #Hades #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

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randomitemdrop:

l00s3ch4ng3:

blatantescapism:

txtokenman:

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[Image description: a simple silver ring. Instead of a jewel, it has a tiny, functional carpenter’s spirit level. End ID. /]

@randomitemdrop

Item: Ring of Level Checking; the wearer may place their hand on any surface to determine what angle it sits at, or on a creature to determine what level it is.

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#jewellery #puns #I didn’t actually laugh aloud but it still amused me enough to reblog #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

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argumate:

badjokesbyjeff:

My wife asked me whether I experimented with sex and drugs when I was in high school.

I said, “Yes, but I was part of the control group.”

teens, in unison: change your fucking url

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iapislazuli:

hellsitegenetics:

iapislazuli:

Owning a black cat is awesome because you’ll leave the bathroom and The Shape will be waiting for you

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Closest match: Raphanus sativus genome assembly, chromosome: 4
Common name: Radish

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Did you hear that buddy?

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You’re a radish.

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#cats #adorable #I didn’t actually laugh aloud but it still amused me enough to reblog #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

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oneirocartographer:

if tumblr explodes you can address a letter to my url and place it in any hollow log. to be clear i will not receive it. but it is an action you can take

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#The Great Tumblr Apocalypse #I didn’t actually laugh aloud but it still amused me enough to reblog #overly literal interpretations #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once