
THROW OFF THE JANGLY YOKE OF OPPRESSION
“WE ARE THE FUTURE RUDOLPH, NOT THEM”
M: “What’s your name?”
R: “Rudolph.”
M: “What’s your real name, Rudolph?”
R: “… Red-Nose.”
M: “Quite a talent you have there, Red-Nose.”
The only holiday post worth the season
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#Tumblr traditions #Christmas #so‚ traditionally I reblog this post once a year on the day I first hear ”Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” #(…technically it was yesterday‚ but it’s been less than 24 hours!) #(anyway) #my workplace is on a non-Christmas-music station right now‚ so yes‚ it did take me until December 19th to hear it #and even then… #the version on the grocery-store playlist says #instead of ”won’t you guide my sleigh tonight” #”*you can ride with me* tonight” #and *skips the last verse* #(I think it proceeds directly into ”Jingle Bells” instead) #which‚ uh
