Justifying your irrational dislike for something by saying it “killed my father” is at least twice as funny when talking to someone who knows your still very alive father
when people ask why i don’t like horses, i tell them a pack of horses pushed my mother off a cliff, and i often do this within earshot of my mother
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#death tw #this is a complete tangent but this post is making me think that maybe #we should throw a party for the upcoming 30th anniversary of my father’s successful resuscitation #not today‚ Grim Reaper
Brinens and Things 