actualized-animal:

[on a blind date]

me: you know what i’ve really gotten into lately? stone throwing. i’m not talking about skipping pebbles at the lake, i mean a sizable rock. something with a bit of heft to it. i love to get a feel for the arc, you know? i could probably throw stones all day, to be honest. not just outside, i’ll do it indoors as well. “don’t talk to me before i’ve thrown my stones,” ha he ha

my date, whose hobby is building glass houses: i’m sorry, this isn’t going to work out,

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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #this probably deserves some warning tag but I am not sure what #embarrassment squick? #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once