this pride month I am wishing everyone a very stop overanalyzing yourself and just have fun with it. have gay sex. don’t have any sex. try on a new gender. stop caring about gender at all. talk to your doctor about hormones. go on a date. break up with the person you dont love. whatever it is you have been putting off doing by dithering about it in your head. just do that and fully experience how it feels without trying to put it into words. if you still need a word for it later there will be one. they aren’t going anywhere. but people were here before language and there’s only so far language can go in giving you a fulfilling human experience. so if you are hiding behind finding the right words for whatever it is your heart wants i hope this month you get the courage to just do it instead.
on the other hand. this guy gets it
[ID: tags reading “ur right I can unclog the shower on my own. Thank you for giving me the courage I need.” End ID.]
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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #overly literal interpretations #this probably deserves some warning tag but I am not sure what
i cant believe that ‘im such a top i’ve never submitted to anything, ESPECIALLY not stoplights’ is a real canon sentiment expressed by a real canon death note character
this is, legitimately, one of the funniest fucking things ive seen in my entire life
Los Angeles BB cases were the best
I left this fandom a decade and change ago what the fuck happened in my abscence
Oh my god … I forgot about this 🤣
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#Death Note #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #this probably deserves some warning tag but I am not sure what
Look, I am sorry, Thinkpiece Writer, but the Depp/Heard trial is not even remotely “impossible to escape”. I’ve barely read a paragraph about it and I’m not even making any particular effort to avoid it.
how to curate your experience
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#yeah pretty much #this probably deserves some warning tag but I am not sure what
#juxtaposition #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #(the last one) #this probably deserves some warning tag but I am not sure what #injury cw?
1. Sue someone; doesn’t matter who or why. Or get sued if you’d rather.
2. When listing off your claimed facts, open with “Plaintiff is a natural person, residing at [location].” This will look like you’re just establishing jurisdiction and will raise zero eyebrows.
3. For the rest of time, you can call yourself an “alleged human.”
me in my head at the supermarket: nobody is ever going to fucking love me. omg 25% off
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#the wounds in the world are innumerable‚ a constant aching wrongness whose healing is a Sisyphean task #oh fuck yes the cashews for $6/lb are still in stock #re: prev tag #(”it is only by the grace of god that i am not a highly active couponer”) #I am absolutely a couponer† and it’s great #it’s like accounting except you can’t fail the job interview #you just show up with your carefully optimised lists and buy $300 of groceries for $200 #(some people in the notes are saying that grocery stores are *especially* Like This) #(I agree that grocery shopping *was* a wild emotional ride in 2020 #–(…OP wrote this on 2020-03-14‚ so there’s that)– #but if you filter out enough of the aerosolised anxiety particles it’s fine) #†(the Canadian manifestation of this focuses more on price-matching‚ though literal coupons do make an occasional appearance) #tag rambles #food #anxiety #adventures in human capitalism #this probably deserves some warning tag but I am not sure what
funny if it turns out Musk’s whole deal hinges on this elaborate humiliation fetish of his corporate lawyer
or an elaborately deniable attempt at courting Matt Levine??
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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #adventures in human capitalism #this probably deserves some warning tag but I am not sure what
#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #high context jokes #adventures in human capitalism #this probably deserves some warning tag but I am not sure what
Brinens and Things 