oliviawebsite:

when i was little boygirl i was playing bikes with a friend and his tire popped and oozed out that green tire slime stuff and i had never seen it before so it freaked me out so bad i biked home really fast in a panic almost crying acting like i just saw an animal die. that fucking bike died and its blood was everywhere.

moral-autism:

#does anyone else know what the green tire slime is #i…. I thought it was air in there #are you sure his bike. wasnt some sort of mimic or other creature transfigured

those are self-sealing bicycle tubes. the slime is there to patch small punctures. there are many brands but it may amuse you to know that one brand is sold by slime dot com.


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#bicycles #the more you know #this probably deserves some warning tag but I am not sure what #unsanitary cw? #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

jdragsky:

fuck it. wisemind time

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jdragsky:

my vascralite best friend got in an arguemnt with me about wisemind

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jdragsky:

heres some more i found

Keep reading

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#it’s time once again for Stories Told Through Memes #Wisemind #storytime #I didn’t actually laugh aloud but it still amused me enough to reblog #this probably deserves some warning tag but I am not sure what #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

Anonymous asked: What are migraine glasses? Can’t find anything on google except amazon ads

doberbutts:

doberbutts:

doberbutts:

There is a new special tint for people with migraines and light sensitivity and/or photophobia- instead of the yellow night driving tint, it’s actually shown to be more effective as a pinkish tone (they call it “rose” but it’s very pink).

This is an ad for this specific company- but the research regarding FL-41 (the pink/rose tint) is real. It was suggested to me by my doctor after I talked about how painful and frequent my migraines are and how light often feels like someone’s stabbing me in the brain and makes me want to claw my eye out with my fingers (or at least wear an eye patch), but I just ordered my first pair so I don’t know yet if it’ll be effective for me.

My migraines and photophobia are caused by a car accident injury back in 2018, which left me with a tbi and damaged ligaments around one of my eyes among other injuries.

I’ve had my migraine glasses for about two weeks and so far:

Had one instance where I was aware I had a headache and already had my glasses on when the feeling started. Did not progress past maybe a 1 or 2 on the pain scale my entire day at work, until I took my glasses off at home and had the worst killer migraine.

Woke up with a migraine and put my glasses on since I had to drive. Within a 30 minute span, migraine reduced to barely noticable pressure with no pain.

A couple things:

I’m not using the advertised brand above, I got my glasses from Zenni which were about 55 bucks for my rx level + tint, but the FL-41 tint is the most important. Don’t buy “red” or “rose” or “pink” glasses, make sure they’re FL-41 tinted.

I do use my glasses at night. I have only about 10% tint so they aren’t very dark. It does really help with bright headlights- I’m in a really rural area with a lot of wildlife crossing the road so most people don’t bother to turn off their brights when passing and that means my photosensitive ass is often IN HELL driving at night. But with these glasses it no longer feels like someone is carving my eye out with a spoon so I feel like that’s doing *something* to protect me?

It does seem to both stop migraines in their tracks and also prevent new migraines from getting out of control. This is really great because usually my migraines aren’t touched by the OTC pain meds I can take with my other issues, and I’m in the “too few migraines and also too many migraines for meds” zone where doctors won’t give me rx meds at all to control them so I guess I get to just suffer.

The glasses at 10% tint look super pink from the outside but aren’t noticably pink when I look through them while they’re on my face. There’s a brief moment of “oh that’s very pink” and then I blink a couple times and it stops. My color vision isn’t quiiiiiiite correct- very light blues and greens on reflective or backlit surfaces look much more grey. I can see that my blue water bottle is blue, but my coworker’s light powder blue car looks like a blue-ish silver to me. We color-code appointments at work and the greyish light green color on the screen also looks fairly grey to me. It also means when I take the glasses off, everything looks fairly green.

This makes sense to me because it’s blocking specific blue light that are known to be migraine and photosensitivity triggers, so of course bright lights that are blues or greens are going to have less light/color to them. Interestingly, purple is unaffected by this, which proves to me that purple is the superior color. I can also play videogames with my glasses on with no big problem with color, but then I’m not playing very *blue* games, and it seems the eye strain is fairly reduced as well because I don’t tear up as much while playing.

Lastly I get tons of compliments on them! A lot of people have responded really positively to my glasses, and nothing’s changed about them except the tint because I ordered the same frames.

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#the more you know #migraines #transhumanism #this probably deserves some warning tag but I am not sure what #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

leidensygdom:

i love finding poetry in the mundane, and yesterday i stumbled upon something that just hits that spot

So, my partner has an old phone- It served them for many years now, but it has one issue: Charging it is hard. Their current charger is hanging on by a thread (literally), and can barely do its job. The phone and the charger came together: They’ve never used another charger for said phone.

Now, they’ve tried to replace the charging cord several times. But it doesn’t matter how much they’ve searched what damned specific charger the phone uses, none of them work. They finally decided to bring it to a phone shop and ask what should they use.

The guy at the shop looked at the phone for a bit, and explained: “The port itself is broken. The charger you have works with this phone because they’ve mutually broken each other into the same shape, in a way that no other charger is shaped. The port itself has corroded in a way that only accepts the charger that shaped it like that in the first place.”

And while this is of course a frustrating situation for my partner, I feel like there’s a metaphor here. I could write a goddamn story about this. These two half-broken old things have been together for so long they’ve destroyed each other in a way that keeps them from working with anything else. They’ve hurt each other in a way that barely keeps them functioning together, and have been rendered useless with literally anything else.

This too is toxic yuri to me-


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#that one post with the thing #this probably deserves some warning tag but I am not sure what #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

chaumas-deactivated20240115:

dune is so funny it literally opens like

CHAPTER 1

“It sucks that I understand Time Cube and as such cannot avoid becoming a genocidal dictator,” young Paul Atreides said to himself. “For me. Moral complexity is such a burden.”

CHAPTER 2

“Heard any good slurs for poor people lately?” asked the Baron Harkonnen homosexually, knocking back another shot of orphan tears.

chaumas-deactivated20240115:

this post was a lot longer but I forced myself to cut it back because brevity is the soul of wit and I was getting carried away

chaumas-deactivated20240115:

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anything for you darling

CHAPTER 1

“The fact that I will commit unspeakable genocide and lead a holy war across the galaxy is very bad,” said young Paul Atreides. “For me.”

“I too feel morally conflicted by my role in a ruthless eugenics program,” admitted his mother, the Lady Jessica. “Does that make me a bad mother? Who can say….”

At that moment the Duke Leto Atreides returned home from a grueling day churning out propaganda to convince his troops that he was worth dying for. His regal face was lined with deep moral complexities. “It’s tough when you’re me and everybody wants to fuck you so so bad,” he said. “But that’s the price I must pay for the future well-being of my ancestral house.” He sighed, deep and melancholy. When was the last time he’d thrown around the old pigskin with his boy? Would he ever get the chance again…?

That’s fully-manual ascetic space feudalism for you, he thought libertarianally.

Paul looked around the room and was struck by the sudden and horrific realization that he was the smartest person to ever live, and that even his own loving mother and father could never hope to understand Time Cube.

But that’s a problem for another day, Paul decided, not for the last time.

CHAPTER 2

“It’s a beautiful day to be grossnasty, don’t you think?” said the Baron Harkonnen homosexually as he surveyed the ravaged landscape beyond the window. Acid rain pelted against the glass and melted the flesh off the shrieking peasants below.

“Sure. Whatever,” said Feyd-Rautha, not looking up from his sketchbook, upon which he had scrawled the words ‘I love killing and maiming’ in large bubble letters.

“A-h-h,” said the Baron. “That was a trick question: every day is a beautiful day for being grossnasty. You must learn this lesson well, nephew, if you ever hope to get anywhere in life. Piter, what are you doing over there with that huge and evil brain of yours?”

The mentat violated the Hays Code six times in the few seconds it took him to reply. “I’m calculating a mathematically perfect slur for orphans,” he said in a gay voice. “Just as you requested.”

“Finally! A productive use of your time,” said the Baron, and flipped him off. Without a word, he snatched the pen from Feyd-Rautha’s hand and wrote ‘and oppressing the populace’ beneath the words the youth had already written. “There,” he said. “Much better.”


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#Dune #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #this probably deserves some warning tag but I am not sure what #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

shittinggold:

quasi-normalcy:

balaclava-trismegistus:

balaclava-trismegistus:

Killed a spider n now I feel bad :/

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Why did you say that

Okay, so it takes 9 months to make a baby human; that’s about 3 kg.

A baby spider, by contrast, weighs about 1 mg; roughly 3 million times lighter.

So…you could give birth to a healthy baby spider in about…8 seconds? Like it’s not a big inconvenience.

tumblr user saturnine-powerbomb is on the other side of the cave, churning out spiders as fast as Georg can shovel them into his mouth


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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #spiders #Spiders Georg #this probably deserves some warning tag but I am not sure what #unsanitary cw? #pregnancy cw? #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

Museum Asks People To Recreate Paintings At Home, Gets 30 New Impressive Photos

{{Title link: https://www.boredpanda.com/art-recreation-getty-museum-challenge/ }}


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delphinidin4:

Narcissus taking a selfie is the ACTUAL best.

simplyclockwork:

These are REALLY cool

notallfay:

These are art in themselves, in a some of them point out what lockdown was like for us, they’re expressed themselves in a really cool way. But I think these are going to be talked about in the future.


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#art #juxtaposition #covid19 #this probably deserves some warning tag but I am not sure what #illness tw? #long post #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

post-uwuifer:

brx8:

post-uwuifer:

piss-bong:

@post-uwuifer is maybe the funniest blog on the platform rn bc it’s obviously a bot 90% of the time and sometimes the owner logs in and responds to reblogs manually, but if you suspend your disbelief just enough it leads to the much funnier conclusion that it’s a bot 100% of the time and its responses are evidence that the algorithm has gained sentience but can only communicate through uwuified tumblr posts

I hate to wuin da fun but uh

it’s aww 100% manuaw💀

tanks fow da pwaise tho UwU

I am sorry but this being completely manual is like 1000x scarier than it being a 100% bot.

good.


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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #this probably deserves some warning tag but I am not sure what #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

petitetimidgay:

do you ever have a conversation and think “I am not heterosexual enough for this”


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#relatable #sexuality and lack thereof #this probably deserves some warning tag but I am not sure what #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once